Hello this is YanPeng. I'm 14 going on fab-ulous 15.
I'm an alumni of the very loved 2icekacang.
And part of the very crazy 3junkers.
I've been classchair for 3 years so i think i deserve some award from ms ek.
I love my RV chorale because i can sing there with a bunch of other lovely singers.
Of course, i love my Tings the most because they don't mind my Waffle Hotdog obsession.
I hate running simple because i'm a lazy ass but i still enjoy doing it with Quek and Zinc.
According to random people, i laugh too much for my own good.
LOL. I love my life, baaybehh!
This sounds completely stupid but i've got colic and it hurts like hell.
As in, it's not the GOD WHERE THE HELL IS THE TOILET?! kind of pain. It's the GOD DID MY INTESTINES DIE ON ME?! kind of pain.
And i was such a softie today because i actually went home after CID cos i couldn't breathe or walk or talk properly due to my occasionally useless stomach who gave up on me like that.
Anyway i've got 2 days worth of MCs but i still wanna go to school tomorrow to spend time with my adorable class of Junkers and to go for choir and take the ELit test and to see ____.
Well it all depends on the state of my stomach.
And i'm really, really grateful to Fran and Nadia for staying with me in the lonely sickbay while they crapped about how to get ____ sick so that he'll end up at the sickbay too and i can get my dad to give him a lift or something and it'll all be a happy ending.
Haha!
I suggested we should break his leg, you know.
I'm such a soft meanie.
Goodness i'm going crazy.
;4:27 AM
Friday, March 23, 2007
I want to get braces.
Okay i know i'm totally typing on impulse now because i haven't eaten chunks of chocolate in days so i'm most likely very cranky and very ridiculous.
But whatever it is, i'm still pretty tempted to get nice braces because i want my teeth to be so straight they look like dentures and because everyone else has gotten them.
I mean, Fran has them, Olivia has them, Lixin has them, and even Zeming got metallic blue ones recently.
Yup, tempted is the word.
After all, i'm some bohemian person who likes to have sparkly neon coloured thingys on my teeth because i think they are postively the new pastiche of candy cuteness. It's adorable to see pastels on shiny, pearly whites.
And the bottom line is i'm gradually getting more and more desperate for straight teeth.
But then putting on braces is like, completely painful right? I mean, it's like binding metal into your mouth isn't it?
Sounds sick.
It's like, i have mental images of dentists with overly reflective teeth that keep telling their patients that braces are an essential part of an average teen's life and it's absolutely normal. Then after saying that, they take out very shiny bling equipment and start turning them on and they will spin and spin and the poor patients would scream their asses off while the dentists start making weird expressions on their faces similar to that of a serial rapist.
"YanPeng, you are obviously blind to the fact that you have an overly dramatic and wild imagination. Dentists make you look nice with nice teeth, you know."
Fine i know i'm weird.
;8:03 AM
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Today i woke up at friggin' 6.15am and then spent the entire morning in school with Eileen Neo emceeing and laughing at random pictures in the YearBook in the massive PA room.
Yeah i know we're total meanies because we really point and laugh out loud at people's faces but then again, we were bored of our asses. And we laughed at ourselves a lot too okay, so we're impartial.
And i've decided that i like the PA room because there's a squeakly clean toilet inside and if i can sneak in there someday by climbing through the window or something, i'll push the full flush button during Ms Ek's speech.
Oh yeah, 2i class bbq was pretty fun.
Evidence that Toh Chern Yi is completely camera shy and is not a camwhore.
We are the real camwhores.
Anddddd:
DEAR ZEMING!
Gosh he looks super cute with his braces!
I mean, before class bbq he messaged me saying that he can only eat porridge cos he recently got braces and i ended up choking on my unusually thick iced milo with the sticky essence of it very almost coming out of my nose.
So when Wee and i saw him at class bbq, we were like -
"OH MY GOD, ZEMING! OPEN YOUR MOUTH!"
*pregnant pause where everyone turns to look at us crazy women*
"OPEN YOUR MOUTH LAH!"
Drama queens.
YanPeng's first supposedly futile attempt to act as a twit.
YP: Oh my, Qiyuan, i really look like a true twit. I think i'm born to be a twit.
Qiyuan: Yeah you are born to be a twit.
Don't ask me why we took this picture. I'm pretty sure it was Huishan's idea.
And finally,
Four Tings = Happyness
Equation of the year, baaaaybehh.
Love 2icekacang!
;7:25 AM
Thursday, March 15, 2007
my darling Aunt Eva brought me to Marché VivoCity today.
In case you don't know, Marché is this cute Italian (or is it Dutch?) restaurant right at the top of VivoCity at the amphitheatre with the little kiddy pools where all the weird red cows are.
And can i just say that i'm -
OH MY GOSH TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS PLACE!
Marché is like a mini Shangri-La (yes, the one at Sentosa). It makes you feel like you're on some holiday anywhere else in the world but Singapore even though you're really still rooted there with all your school work and stuff just miles away.
Today i felt like i was in Hawaii.
Okay i know Marché is obviously not Hawaiian at all because it doesn't sound like Mauna Loa or Aloha but whatever, the feel is very vacation-esque and i just felt super high.
I'm honestly considering to hang out there after school every single day if not for the fact that the food there is 10 times the price of our pathetic canteen food.
But DAMN i'm totally addicted to their rösti!
Just imagine a cute little fluff of potato pancake stuffed with the goodness of yummy Swiss cheese that smells like Italian heaven.
*dances around*
Then again, this delicious lil' dish is worth over 10 bucks i think. I dunno, i didn't pay but what i know is that the bill ended up in many, many digits.
Oh yeah FYI Celine, the pasta at Marché is like, a lot better than PastaMania and Prego.
We should all go makan there together someday!
YanPeng is an extremely happy girl today for reasons.
;6:34 AM
Saturday, March 10, 2007
YanPeng's conversation with her neighbour's 5 month old grandson at the playground:
YP: Baaaaaaybeeeeeee!
Baby: *chuckles*
YP: Baby 穿高腰裤啊? 很流行哦.
Baby: *elmo laughter*
YP: Baby 今天好自high 哦. 看到我很开心对吗?
Baby: *smiles*
Aw. Babies make my heart melt even more than Wang Dong Cheng does, which is pratically impossible.
But they're just so adorable! How can anyone resist them?
Oh man i better stop looking at babies because they're causing me to suffer from severe motherhood hormones that shout for me to get married and have some cute lil' kids too!
You know, i honestly don't mind being a housewife living in this nice little home with a husband and a kid.
I'll definitely be awarded like, the best housewife of the year by the government or something because i'll be so caring and plain wonderful.
C'mon i'll make pancakes with honey syrup for breakfast every morning and i'll knit baby clothes and i'll iron the entire family's underwear! I'll sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to my baby every night and i'll buy the entire set of Teletubbies on DVD.
Like hello? DVD OKAY. That's seriously expensive.
LOL I'm so ridiculously dramatic.
;9:07 PM
Friday, March 09, 2007
time is passing so damn quickly it's making me feel sick.
I think the world is just rushing by me and i'm in the midst of some homework mess and i'm missing out on so many meticulous but important things (and people) around me.
I don't have time for them and that's such a major bummer.
In fact i'm so busy nowadays i really end up living my life through my eyes. I live through the TV screen in the living room, not beyond it. I think Fran is too, but then that's how desperate we are for some form of entertainment during this crazy school term.
Anyway that's the fastest way to get away from in-your-face reality.
I mean, i really, really want a break right now man!
I want to like, get the cheapest ticket to South Africa and rent some little beachhouse away from town and live there for a month by surviving on sugar doughnuts and hot chocolate every day.
Even if there's no dream vacation to South Africa, i'll be more than contented if i could just have some extra time with my family and friends.
This one hell of a term is taking away basically everything that is most important to my Bohemian self.
