!YANPENG

2007-04-01T03:35:00.000-07:00

HEY PEOPLE!

I (finally) moved!

Move your asses to http://bohemian-native.blogspot.com.

2007-03-29T04:27:00.000-07:00

This sounds completely stupid but i've got colic and it hurts like hell.

As in, it's not the GOD WHERE THE HELL IS THE TOILET?! kind of pain. It's the GOD DID MY INTESTINES DIE ON ME?! kind of pain.

And i was such a softie today because i actually went home after CID cos i couldn't breathe or walk or talk properly due to my occasionally useless stomach who gave up on me like that.

Anyway i've got 2 days worth of MCs but i still wanna go to school tomorrow to spend time with my adorable class of Junkers and to go for choir and take the ELit test and to see ____.

Well it all depends on the state of my stomach.

And i'm really, really grateful to Fran and Nadia for staying with me in the lonely sickbay while they crapped about how to get ____ sick so that he'll end up at the sickbay too and i can get my dad to give him a lift or something and it'll all be a happy ending.

Haha!

I suggested we should break his leg, you know.

I'm such a soft meanie.

Goodness i'm going crazy.

2007-03-23T08:03:00.000-07:00

I want to get braces.

Okay i know i'm totally typing on impulse now because i haven't eaten chunks of chocolate in days so i'm most likely very cranky and very ridiculous.

But whatever it is, i'm still pretty tempted to get nice braces because i want my teeth to be so straight they look like dentures and because everyone else has gotten them.

I mean, Fran has them, Olivia has them, Lixin has them, and even Zeming got metallic blue ones recently.

Yup, tempted is the word.

After all, i'm some bohemian person who likes to have sparkly neon coloured thingys on my teeth because i think they are postively the new pastiche of candy cuteness. It's adorable to see pastels on shiny, pearly whites.

And the bottom line is i'm gradually getting more and more desperate for straight teeth.

But then putting on braces is like, completely painful right? I mean, it's like binding metal into your mouth isn't it?

Sounds sick.

It's like, i have mental images of dentists with overly reflective teeth that keep telling their patients that braces are an essential part of an average teen's life and it's absolutely normal. Then after saying that, they take out very shiny bling equipment and start turning them on and they will spin and spin and the poor patients would scream their asses off while the dentists start making weird expressions on their faces similar to that of a serial rapist.

"YanPeng, you are obviously blind to the fact that you have an overly dramatic and wild imagination. Dentists make you look nice with nice teeth, you know."

Fine i know i'm weird.

2007-03-17T07:25:00.000-07:00

Today i woke up at friggin' 6.15am and then spent the entire morning in school with Eileen Neo emceeing and laughing at random pictures in the YearBook in the massive PA room.

Yeah i know we're total meanies because we really point and laugh out loud at people's faces but then again, we were bored of our asses. And we laughed at ourselves a lot too okay, so we're impartial.

And i've decided that i like the PA room because there's a squeakly clean toilet inside and if i can sneak in there someday by climbing through the window or something, i'll push the full flush button during Ms Ek's speech.

Oh yeah, 2i class bbq was pretty fun.

Evidence that Toh Chern Yi is completely camera shy and is not a camwhore.

We are the real camwhores.

Anddddd:

DEAR ZEMING!

Gosh he looks super cute with his braces!

I mean, before class bbq he messaged me saying that he can only eat porridge cos he recently got braces and i ended up choking on my unusually thick iced milo with the sticky essence of it very almost coming out of my nose.

So when Wee and i saw him at class bbq, we were like -

"OH MY GOD, ZEMING! OPEN YOUR MOUTH!"

*pregnant pause where everyone turns to look at us crazy women*

"OPEN YOUR MOUTH LAH!"

Drama queens.

YanPeng's first supposedly futile attempt to act as a twit.

YP: Oh my, Qiyuan, i really look like a true twit. I think i'm born to be a twit.

Qiyuan: Yeah you are born to be a twit.

Don't ask me why we took this picture. I'm pretty sure it was Huishan's idea.

And finally,

Four Tings = Happyness

Equation of the year, baaaaybehh.

Love 2icekacang!

2007-03-15T06:34:00.000-07:00

my darling Aunt Eva brought me to Marché VivoCity today.

In case you don't know, Marché is this cute Italian (or is it Dutch?) restaurant right at the top of VivoCity at the amphitheatre with the little kiddy pools where all the weird red cows are.

And can i just say that i'm -

OH MY GOSH TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS PLACE!

Marché is like a mini Shangri-La (yes, the one at Sentosa). It makes you feel like you're on some holiday anywhere else in the world but Singapore even though you're really still rooted there with all your school work and stuff just miles away.

Today i felt like i was in Hawaii.

Okay i know Marché is obviously not Hawaiian at all because it doesn't sound like Mauna Loa or Aloha but whatever, the feel is very vacation-esque and i just felt super high.

I'm honestly considering to hang out there after school every single day if not for the fact that the food there is 10 times the price of our pathetic canteen food.

But DAMN i'm totally addicted to their rösti!

Just imagine a cute little fluff of potato pancake stuffed with the goodness of yummy Swiss cheese that smells like Italian heaven.

*dances around*

Then again, this delicious lil' dish is worth over 10 bucks i think. I dunno, i didn't pay but what i know is that the bill ended up in many, many digits.

Oh yeah FYI Celine, the pasta at Marché is like, a lot better than PastaMania and Prego.

We should all go makan there together someday!

YanPeng is an extremely happy girl today for reasons.

2007-03-10T21:07:00.000-08:00

YanPeng's conversation with her neighbour's 5 month old grandson at the playground:

YP: Baaaaaaybeeeeeee!

Baby: *chuckles*

YP: Baby 穿高腰裤啊? 很流行哦.

Baby: *elmo laughter*

YP: Baby 今天好自high 哦. 看到我很开心对吗?

Baby: *smiles*

Aw. Babies make my heart melt even more than Wang Dong Cheng does, which is pratically impossible.

But they're just so adorable! How can anyone resist them?

Oh man i better stop looking at babies because they're causing me to suffer from severe motherhood hormones that shout for me to get married and have some cute lil' kids too!

You know, i honestly don't mind being a housewife living in this nice little home with a husband and a kid.

I'll definitely be awarded like, the best housewife of the year by the government or something because i'll be so caring and plain wonderful.

C'mon i'll make pancakes with honey syrup for breakfast every morning and i'll knit baby clothes and i'll iron the entire family's underwear! I'll sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to my baby every night and i'll buy the entire set of Teletubbies on DVD.

Like hello? DVD OKAY. That's seriously expensive.

LOL I'm so ridiculously dramatic.

2007-03-09T05:03:00.000-08:00

time is passing so damn quickly it's making me feel sick.

I think the world is just rushing by me and i'm in the midst of some homework mess and i'm missing out on so many meticulous but important things (and people) around me.

I don't have time for them and that's such a major bummer.

In fact i'm so busy nowadays i really end up living my life through my eyes. I live through the TV screen in the living room, not beyond it. I think Fran is too, but then that's how desperate we are for some form of entertainment during this crazy school term.

Anyway that's the fastest way to get away from in-your-face reality.

I mean, i really, really want a break right now man!

I want to like, get the cheapest ticket to South Africa and rent some little beachhouse away from town and live there for a month by surviving on sugar doughnuts and hot chocolate every day.

Even if there's no dream vacation to South Africa, i'll be more than contented if i could just have some extra time with my family and friends.

This one hell of a term is taking away basically everything that is most important to my Bohemian self.

2007-03-06T02:07:00.000-08:00

hello vah-li-oh i did not pon school today okay.

I woke up with a slight fever of 37.8 degrees and considering the fact that RV makes us bring our thermometers all the time whenever they want and if our temperature is above 37.8 we have to go to the sickbay, i decided to stay at home like a good girl to rest.

:)

Anyway can i just say that i felt that Indonesian earthquake in the afternoon?

I was randomly doing quizzes on blogthings.com when i felt the keyboard move.

Like, it was shaking.

At first i thought someone up there was punishing me for not braving a slight fever to go to school and see the lovely Ms Ek by making me start having illusions that the things around me were moving.

Then i saw that the fan was moving also.

Like what the hell! I cannot believe i was so rational and just waited calmly for the shaky feeling to stop, which it did thank God.

Later at 5pm i saw the news flash saying that there was this Indonesian earthquake of scale 6.6 or something and Singapore could feel it.

It's weird how this kind of incidents make me feel so grateful that i'm still alive with a house and my family and friends.

Even though i'm living as a no-lifer, but at least i'm still here.

Wait i think i'm turning seriously bipolar.

2007-03-03T17:49:00.000-08:00

after considering the fact that the RV timetable is so mentally exhausting that i ended up -

1. almost killing myself in Bio Prac by breaking a beaker of 100 degrees boiling water and having all of its contents on me

2. always look around to see Ms Ek look-alikes everywhere

3. almost killing myself again by banging my umbrella against the wall and almost tripped down the stairs first thing in the morning

4. i look like this when i just glance at the timetable:

i honestly feel that i should just plead with my parents to bring me to some kampung in Malaysia where i can reside happily as a fisherman and get hitched once i turn 18 or something with no homework whatsoever.

The best part about it is i'll never have to even look at Ek anymore for the rest of my life and i never have to touch another copy of the ASK Journal.

Anyway,

Hey you.

I know you're really upset right now by all that has happened around you and i know it's gonna be totally hard for you to get through this, even if all of us are there for you to help.

I can only pray for you to be strong and to be able to overcome this major obstacle in life with all the courage you need.

You've always been the optimistic person who makes everyone laugh and all so please let this happy spirit guide you through these rough times.

We'll always be here for you.

2007-02-23T20:09:00.000-08:00

HAHA I THINK I SAW THE FLASHER YESTERDAY!

Well at least i think i saw the flasher but it cannot be confirmed cos erm, that whoever did not flash or anything.

But whatever it is, that flasher-wannabe was :
1. sitting next to the Guides room
2. not in any kind of uniform
3. not one of the staff of RV (i mean, if it's like Ms Ek, i would have recognised her at first sight)
4. a man

So yeah, after all that i've heard about the famous RV flasher, i think this guy's the one, hence squashing all rumours that the flasher is actually Justin in disguise.

But then, that guy didn't have sports bras beside him or anything so maybe he's just the new school attendant or something.

By the way, the flasher's signature piece from his wardrobe is various neon-coloured sports bras so that would be the number one evidence we need to identify him.

Let me tell you what happened anyway.

Basically, Yueting, Olivia and i were walking to the toilet.

Then YueTing pointed out that weird guy to me.

And due to my screwed up instincts, i burst out laughing.

As in, literally BURST out laughing.

Up till now i have no idea why i laughed when that guy could have just flashed or something.

Then YueTing had to drrrrag me to the toilet to shut me up.

But of course, i just kept laughing and the guys in the boys' toilet next door who heard me were like, pretty freaked out.

And dear old Olivia, who was changing in the toilet, went completely hysterical.

"WHAT YANPENG? WHAT IS IT?!"

Well I couldn't speak or breathe much anyway cos i was laughing too hard and YueTing went on to explain that we saw this flasher-wannabe outside.

Then Olivia became even more hysterical and i was laughing harder than the time XueQiang and i saw the legendary GBSY wave at us from his van.

Olivia rushed out and took a glimpse at the flasher-wannabe. Then she started laughing and i started laughing and YueTing got hysterical this time.

AND THEN,

THE FLASHER PERSON TURNED TO LOOKED AT US!

OH GOD.

Olivia, the ever drama queen, screamed and ran to the track. I just continued laughing and YueTing had to once again, drag me to the track as well.

Then we all started laughing again for no apparent reason and returned to class.

The end.

I cannot believe we had such an amazingly dumb encounter with the flasher-wannabe.

2007-02-22T05:10:00.000-08:00

SHUCKS I FINALLY FINISHED MY BIO ARTICLE REVIEW!

This is pretty much my accomplishment of the week considering the fact that i had to resist the super strong attractive forces of watching Hana Kimi on Youtube. I'm currently happily settled with the idea that i would just act like a good girl and all and only watch it every evening at 7pm on Channel U.

Anyway, i just have to express my utmost affection over -

LILY ALLEN!

Oh gosh i cannot believe she's only 21.

I mean, go listen to her songs! It totally reflects whatever, everything in life at all.

And she's plain cool.

Love her!

Well of course Francesca and i are absolutely crrrrazy over Fahrenheit.

Yeah we even have a song about them because we are lyrical geniuses at heart.

But basically we are repeating their names over and over again in this weird carnival tune so never mind.

Sun is in the sun oh why oh why?
Would i wanna be anywhere else?

2007-02-16T04:09:00.000-08:00

The word of the month is like, stress.

God i seriously screwed up every single test and compo i did this month and that feeling of severe horror is not good. I feel like my stomach might fall to my feet anytime at all.

I never expected sec 3 life to be so boring and so homework-orientated. I thought it would have been as fun as sec 2 but obviously that's daydreaming on my part.

I don't even laugh as much as i used to anymore.

And i know i'm not the only one who's giving fake smiles that mean nothing sometimes.

I'm scared to death that i will not be able to cope and ruin my own future in my hands or something.

I know i'm thinking too much and worrying over nothing much too but still, mood swings seem to be ferociously attacking me nowadays. Blah!

I wish everyday was Valentines' Day.

And i wish that everyday was Chinese New Year too.

2007-02-10T20:34:00.000-08:00

This is absolutely mortifying, but i think i lost my ability to sleep-in.

I can't sleep late now either for that matter.

Man it's scaring me so much because i used to be the greatest sleeper i've ever known.

I mean, i could sleep up to like, 13 hours last time and still wake up feeling like a zombie who is deprived of donuts (?)

Do zombies eat donuts?

Okay never mind.

Anyway right now, it has become a standard for me to sleep at only a maximum of 9 hours. Like, oh my gosh what is happening to me?

"Hello YanPeng? Sleeping too much makes you phat with a capital P."

Yeah i know, smartass, but it's so freaky that i changed my sleeping habit of near 14 years in a month.

When i was a socks-to-knees Sec 1 noob, i slept around 1am and woke up at 6am and slept as much as i could whenever i could.

Now, i sleep around 11pm and wake up at 5.30am but can't sleep past 9am on weekends anymore.

Jesus, what is wrong with me?

I find that i'm changing too much and too fast that it scares me like hell.

Am i nuts?

Well anyway i made bakkwa sandwiches for lunch and i'm so tempted to just stuff all the other CNY goodies down my throat.

If think if i did my Mom would become hysterical.

And this is cool -

I want one of these GAP (red) shirts but they don't have it in Singapore. Bleah.

I'm so random nowadays.

2007-02-05T04:04:00.000-08:00

i was in need of reading material for specific toilet usage the other day and i randomly grabbed some book lying on the study desk.

Guess what i got?

Very unfortunately, my brother's Primary 4 Hurry for Health! textbook.

...

Whatever. I have this obsession with stupid textbooks anyway so i started glancing through it.

Here's an excerpt i have to comment on:

Understanding Menstruation
A menstrual cycle is normally 28 to 32 days. This means that if your menstruation starts on the 15th this month, your next menstruation is likely to being on the 12th of the next month (based on a 28-day cycle) or thereafter.

During menstruation, you may expereince some discomfort. Stomach cramps, headaches and giddiness are a few of the common complaints. They usually do not cause severe discomfort and you can continue to take part in the activities you enjoy.

WHAT THE HELL!!

Hello? I was like shouting in the toilet like some insane chimpanzee when i finished reading the above article because it is so inaccurate.

It makes menstruation sound like some harmless loss of blood a normal girl will have to go through every month.

THAT IS SO FALSE.

C'mon mensus hurts like crazy okay.

All the guys out there, please do not trust articles about menstruation found in innocent primary school textbooks, they're normally all untrue.

If you want to know what mensus is really like, check this out:

YanPeng's Guide to the Brutal Truth of Menstruation
A menstrual cycle is not normally 28 to 32 days, contrary to popular belief. A girl's mensus cycle varies, and only the lucky ones have regular 28 to 32 days menstrual periods. The rest of us, however, suffer silently about the unpredictable-ness of our menstrual cycles, which can range from 10 days to 3 months.

And also, it is impossible for anyone to have constantly regular menstrual cycles unless they have computerised wombs. Therefore, your menstruation may strike any time at all. So be prepared with a few pads in your bag at all times. You do not want to look like you went for a blood spa therapy or something.

During menstruation, you will experience horrible discomforts of all kinds. Stomach cramps are the most common, but also the worst of the worst. It just feels like your stomach is churning and churning like a high-speed washing machine.

Sometimes, the pain is so bad the only thing you can do is to lie down and suffer. It is not at all true that you will be able to take part in whatever activities you want to when you have menstruation because the cramps are totally painful and somewhat unbearable most of the time.

Menstruation is not fun.

Yeah, i just have to get this of my heart because these extremely non-feminist health ed textbooks are leading guys to believe that mensus is no biggie.

Which is completely incorrect, of course.

Well anyway my mom bought me this Kappa tanktop and it's totally cute.

And it's my first ever tanktop! *gay dance*

"Eeeh YanPeng so suaku."

2007-02-01T04:29:00.000-08:00

i think i was a little hard on that retorted freak today because i feel a tinge of guilt coming up my toes.

But heck, he totally deserved it.

I mean, even the guys were disgusted with him.

The guys for goodness' sake.

And i thought guys could tolerate just about anything under the sun because they don't mind stinking up their classrooms in all ways (sweat, farts, weird strawberry scents).

Well anyway, on a happier note i'm changing my embarrasing blog url because i have no idea why i even chose this as my url eons ago.

So the new url is gonna be like, doughfles.blogspot.com

"Sai YanPeng what in the world are doughfles?"

No, doughfles is not my new French name or whatever. It's just my made-up word so start loving it people.

2007-01-29T05:15:00.000-08:00

i think it's because of the weather of something, but i'm getting seriously pissed at RV and Ms Ek.

I mean, it's like as i get older and as i spend more time in this school, i seem to find more and more and more freaking problems with it, 3/4 of which can be blamed on our dear Ms Ek.

For example, up till now, i still do not understand why we have to go home so late every single school day. It's perfectly understandable if it's a CCA day but on regular days like Mondays and Thursdays? Why do we end up going home at like, 3.45 pm?

Ms Ek (or whoever that came up with this crazy timetable) obviously does not know that it's not like we live opposite RV in the NOL and PSA buildings or something. All of us live far, faaaaar away in fact.

And then my poor friends have like, Physics remedial on 3.45 school days until around 5pm, which is absolutely ridiculous!

C'mon, all the other sec 3s in Singapore get to go home so much earlier and for goodness' sake our seniors end school earlier than us! RV is seriously trying to work us to death and cause some national phenomenon of teenage students dying all of sudden while reading their 783 pages-worthy Biology textbook.

Okay, so how do we solve this damn thing?

Easy, cancel some of those stupid and unnecessary lessons that we are forced to take.

Just take away ASK, Drama, PDP, and oh yeah, CID, and we'll have enough time for all our lessons and still get to go home earlier at least.

I mean, is it just me or does anyone else feel that there is zero point in taking CID?

Get real woman! Who cares about CID when we don't even know what the teachers are rambling on about and when we fail to understand the importance of it regarding that whatever major project in Year 5 or 6 because there is seemingly no importance to it at all.

Gawd i realised i'm ranting again.

Whatever. RV wastes students' time and i blame it on Ms Ek because she's the principal, hello?

And what is wrong with her this morning huh?

She made us sing the school song three times with some decresendo of it playing in the background to see how loud we really are.

Is she sick or is she sick?

Does she find making her students' lives miserable by forcing them to sing the not-at-all-catchy school song over and over again on a moody monday morning when most of us are already in a bad mood extreme cos the weekend is over fun?

Does it mean anything to her for us to sing the school song loudly when she forces us to do so?

I mean, it's completely pointless isn't it?

If we truly respected the school (and its principal) we'll just sing the bloody song and mean it. The volume of it does not determine how much pride and respect we have for it.

I think she's really stupid for doing that and along with all the other bad decisions she made, i really don't like her at all.

And oh yeah, why is she limiting the kind of food the canteen vendors sell? As Mrs Yeoh said, there are like, more underweight people in RV than overweight ones so can't we eat some non-organic food that won't make us sick?

I mean, OH MAN, we can't even get decently sweet chocolate chip cookies for recess!

We're not rabbits in white uniforms you know.

2007-01-26T18:26:00.000-08:00

Hey i've got a new blogskin!

I think it's very rad and all the angmohs at the top make me very happy because they look like they're in emo zone but i'm on the high mode.

Okay never mind i'm just glad Ying is a lot better now.

You go, girl! *hugs*

Anyway i have one of those sudden urges to eat hotdog waffles. Again.

Nowadays the hotdog waffles at JE take up practically all my headspace so Mr Ong, please do not be surprised if i drew hotdog waffles on the Math assignment instead of Cartesian planes.

2007-01-26T03:46:00.000-08:00

i've just got to get this off my chest.

To the Fat Ballet Dancer:

You broke her heart.

You did it without hesitation i guess, because there is not a single look of remorse on your face when i see it. And from what i heard, you're life is going on as it always as been.

You claim that this is just some high school relationship that will end anyway. And that you're not ready for a serious one.

Then why did you agree to go steady with her in the first place?

I think you're just a desperate, sick asshole who took advantage of her.

Do you know how much she likes you?

Have you ever noticed how much she puts into this failing relationship even though it's hanging on its ends?

She grasps for hope, she yearns for more attention from you, she hopes for the best.

But then she's not prepared for the worst and you gave her the worst.

Well but i'm quite sure that you don't care a lot, do you?

You never did and so i don't think you will now either.

But you know what?

One day she's gonna get over your fat ass because she's strong and then you'll come crawling back to her because ha - nobody wants you, retorted freak.

You could have had the most wonderful person on Earth, but you are blind enough to not appreciate her at all.

It would be ridiculous for me to say that i'm angry with you for breaking up with her.

I'm not.

I'm just flabbergasted that the only thing you ever put into this relationship were lies.

Love was the lie you told her about.

And please, go learn how to break dance, not hearts.

To the Black Princess:

Don't bother about the Ballet Dancer, sweetheart.

There are so many guys out there who's many, many times better than him.

He's not worthy of your tears, and you deserve someone greater than him.

I dunno what to say to you, but i do have a song to give you.

It was my song during the whole _____ saga, but i think you need it more now.

Too Little Too Late

Come with me, stay the night
You say the words but boy it don't feel right
What do you expect me to say

You take my hand, and you say you've changed
But boy you know your beggin don't fool me
Because to you it's just a game

So let me on down
Cause time has made me strong
I'm starting to move on
I'm gonna say this now
Your chance has come and gone
And you know

It's just too little too late
A little too wrong
And I can't wait
Boy you know all the right things to say

You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me
You just like the chase
To be real, it doesn't matter anyway

I was young and in love
I gave you everything but it wasn't enough
And now you wanna communicate
Go find someone else
In lettin you go, I'm lovin myself
You gotta problem
But don't come askin me for help
Cause ya know

It's just too little too late
A little too wrong
And I can't wait
Boy you know all the right things to say

You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me
You just like the chase
To be real, it doesn't matter anyway

I can love with all of my heart baby
I know I have so much to give
With a player like you, I don't have a prayer
That's the way to live.

You know we're gonna be rooting for you. Everything's gonna be fine.

2007-01-19T04:32:00.000-08:00

"Hey you're the only one who doesn't say hello to me anymore. Even _______ does but you don't."

Yeah now you know that you took me for granted.

I dunno what to say to you at all because i find it hard to forgive.

Only Qiyuan understands how i feel.

2007-01-17T04:14:00.000-08:00

Shucks.

RV teachers aren't tree-huggers at all. Hmph.

Not that i worship all things environmentally-friendly or whatever but i find it mortifying that RV teachers make us buy so many exercise books that we never, ever finish using.

N-E-V-E-R

For example, i currently have two teachers who made us buy two exercise books big enough to contain 365 dessert recipes for every day of the year and both books are of the same use.

But then, they say, we need two books so that while they mark one of our books, we still have the other one to do our homework in!

It's just a waste of paper, woman.

And then there's the concern over what to do with the stupid, hardly touched exercise books when the year is over and you bid amigo to the feather-brained teacher.

What are we supposed to do with them huh?

Throw them? Tear our empty pages for further use? Write CKS's name all over it and burn it in the oven at super high heat?

I honestly think some teachers should just shut up about their CIP recycling programme bullcrap when they waste so much materials for the sake of convinience themselves.

Rah i'm angsty for zero reason.

2007-01-10T03:00:00.000-08:00

Dear Ms Ek,

hello! I'm a really civil student called Goh Yan Peng from class 3J and i'm writing this letter to you because i feel that you have all the rights in the world to know that

I AM SUFFERING FROM TEACHING FOR UNDERSTANDING (TFU) OVERLOAD!

Okay i'm pretty sure that the entire population of bored sec 3 kiddies agree with me on this because if you do attempt to even walk around to oversee our TFU classes, most of us have unfocused eyes and our ever-dedicated teachers are just gibbering away.

You know, sec 3 teachers are all pretty cool cos they're funny?

But the TFU LESSONS ARE RUINING MY GOOD IMPRESSION OF THEM DAMMIT!

Oops i'm supposed to be civil and amiable.

Okay never mind the main thing is, i'm extremely sick of TFU lessons.

Yup, it's so bad i'm getting sick in the stomach. You know how bad that really means?

I can even do a blogpost about the ridiculously increasing amount of metrosexuals in Singapore using the TFU framework if you want me too.

I mean, it's nice of you to want us to know what kind of framework our teachers are using and stuff but c'mon sweetheart, we've been in RV for 3 years. We know how teachers teach and we admire them for it.

Most of them anyway.

So shouldn't you be focusing on the new sec 1s instead? Driiiiiil as much as you like about TFU into their brains, lady! After all, i know you're just trying to impress us with the constant "The TFU framework is adapted from Harvard" thing.

Yeah yeah we get the point, it's from Harvard.

Haaaaaarvaaaaaard. Where all the smart people of the world are.

So basically i just need you to know that i've had enough TFU lessons to last me a lifetime and for you to just cancel all subsequent lessons or i'll galvanise you into doing so by my laughter.

Ever yours,
YanPeng (pronounced Yan-Piiiing NOT Yan-Pung)

Oh yeah by the way people, i'm classchair with Zeming. AGAIN.

Woo bad deja-vu huh. Haha! It's my turn to bully him this year.

2007-01-04T04:02:00.000-08:00

say hi 3J!

Yes, i do like my new class pretty much because after two days of being in there, i realise that there are super crazy people in RV besides the Tings after all.

Take for example my crrrrrrrrrrazy deskmate YueTing, who laughs just as much as me.

And you do know that the amount i laugh each day is sometimes more than the amount some emo kids halfway around the world laugh for an entire year. So yeah, it's pretty amazing to discover new people similar to me.

Yup so i'm contented that at least i'm in a class which actually jokes and laughs.

I mean, if you put me with a class that's filled with peeps who take PDP seriously, i'll die in front of you.

I'll drown in a cup of Milo.

So there, i'm a happy gal.

Yeah but i still miss 2i like shit.

Call me a drama queen cos 2i has only been seperated for like, 2 days, but i really miss my crappy ass class! Man you should see me when i see the Tings during breaks. I will just have this ghey smile plastered across my face.

I even grin like some kid who found 50 Easter eggs of something when i see Stanley Seow. He goes, "YAAAAAAAAN YAAAAAAAAAAAN!" If it was last year, i would just narrow my eyes to 1/4 its original size and stare.

Now i'm like, "HELLO STANLEY!"

It's insane.

I don't even mind when Zeming (whose, thank god, my classmate) calls me Yan Yan 24/7 anymore.

Basically,

GOSH I MISS ALL OF YOU GUYS SO MUCH!

2007-01-02T04:13:00.000-08:00

oooh tomorrow's the first day of school!

I'm getting lots of mixed feelings right now, but they can all be summed under excitement and somewhat blind panic. Yeah i get shy around strangers so blind panic is totally normal for (introverted) me.

And the choir is performing Karimatanu tomorrow!

Man the hardest music score i've had my hands on is Karimatanu so all you people out there better open your ears to the size of Gong Li's boobs and listen to us.

But really i'm actually kinda happy that school's starting again.

Am i sick?

I mean, don't you feel happy that you can finally get out of the house and be active for a bit doing stuff on a erm, more permenant basis than staying home watching TV all day long?

You know, i'm actually looking forward to receive some project deadlines. I like the project-rushing adrenaline rush for some reason. It keeps me hyped.

I can't wait for more teacher gossiping and teacher verbal abuse!

And i can't wait for more after school sessions of LJS with friends.

School life is fun after all.

Maybe i'll complain about school down the road in around July or something but right now i'm yearning for it!

WAHAHAHAHA!

"Man, yanpeng is real sick."

2006-12-30T09:02:00.000-08:00

My New Year Resolution for Year 2007

1. Be a happy gal.
No more emo-ing and moping around to Lifehouse's newest EP.

2. Do better for school work (basically better results) and CCA (i want a SYF Gold with Honours
sweetheart). I know i'm like, totally a geek.

3. Be a better person.

4. Keep that nasty temper in check. No more angsty outbursts.

5. Love more.

6. Grow taller and slim down even more (answer = the goodness of lowfat milk).

7. Be more tolerant and patient.

8. Keep all my dreams going.

9. Be more outgoing (i'm a freaking introvert i think).

10. Stop making fun of twiits norZxZx.

Hello people, the above is my new year resolution.

Resolution number 10 is a little impossible to accomplish since i have a really good friend who has the bad habit of laughing at twits.

LOL!

Happy new year you!

2006-12-20T18:51:00.000-08:00

today is my birthday.

Man it was one of the best days i've ever had in months! Maybe even years.

So right now, with a pile of presents and cards from family and friends in my room, half of my birthday cake still in the fridge, and the thoughts of certain people *coughs* Simon Heng *chokes* still owing me presents, i feel very loved.

After all, i'm already very happy that the people around me remember my birthday. So getting present gets me all ghey-ed up.

Okay please do not tell me that you only remembered because you stored my birth date on your handphone's calendar or something.

Haha!

I shall first thank the following people for sending me an sms/email/message on tagboard/present/dedication on blogpost:

Wee, Simon, Marcus, Ying, Qiyuan, Celine, Chloe, Jonathan, Dian Feng, Zhiying, Jasmine

And of course my beloved family, aunts and uncles and cousins.

Hey it's a pretty short list!

LOL. Told you i was anti-social.

Well anyway the above is in chronological order so Wee, don't get too happy that your name is first because it does NOT mean you'll get the biggest present next year.

HAHA.

But i will still have to give Wee a big present next year because she gave me a huge one this year.

No, when i say huge i don't mean literally huge. Not like BAL's ass huge.

It's just that Wee seems to have really spent a lot of time on my present. She even wrote me a 5-inch thick birthday essay, complete with pictures.

Anyway the tings (minus Huishan who's most likely chasing sheep in New Zealand) went to celebrate my birthday at KBox!

We were SO high and it was very amusing and all. Wee got so excited she broke a glass cup and Chloe and I ended up jumping on the couches very Tom Cruise-esquely. Celine was very distraught that there was no Wo Ai Tai Mei and Chloe was distraught because whenever there's an MTV of Hu Ge we would skip it.

So basically we just sang and screamed, laughed till we got cramps at the gayass 5566 and 183 club MTVs Ying chose and erm, sang even more. Chloe actually took a video of us siao-ing so i'll perhaps post it up one day.

We just had fun together. Haha!

I find this pic Ying took of me very amusing:

Wee said i looked like a wizard with the pointed hat and all.

What i generally feel is that - WIZARDS DO NOT WEAR SANTA HATS THAT ARE HOT PINK!

Oh well, lemme just round of this post with how i looked like most of the time because i was so happy:

Yay i feel loved!

2006-12-19T03:39:00.000-08:00

tomorrow's my birthday.

I've got extreme mixed feelings about finally turning 14 (when everyone else is gonna be legally 15 soon) though.

I'm happy because i'm getting older because age and freedom is to chocolate and weight, they increase simulatenously together.

Everyone yearns complete freedom and so do i since i'm no queer ass.

But i find that as you slowly gain freedom, you start getting more responsibility too.

Maybe it's just me, but when i'm out gallivanting with my friends with nothing restricting us against things like toilet breaks at one hour intervals only, i start feeling guilty that i'm spending my parents' money.

Theirs, not mine.

It makes me feel like a delinquent little brat with nothing better to do.

Is delinquent a little too serious to be used here? Yeah i guess so.

Gah, i'm some meticulous girl going crazy or just thinking too much.

2006-12-11T23:16:00.000-08:00

as i was struggling with my HeyMath! assignment about trigonometry just now, there was this voice constantly egging at the back of my head saying, "Why bother studying so much about a super dead subject like Math?"

Which brings me to today's topic - WHY EXACTLY DO WE STUDY MATH?

Yes I know all the more mentally advantaged out there are cursing at me for labelling Math as boring.

But then again, it is!

Maybe its because i'm linguistically inclined, or that i'm plainly dumber, or that my whole family consists of Math geniuses with the exception of me, but i find absolutely no joy in solving algebraic equations or problem sums whatsoever.

Once again, i know the mentally advantaged find Mathematics europhic.

But in my book, i find that there is only a subtle difference between Math and watching Steven Lim dance to Nelly Furtado's Promiscuous ten times on end.

"Get real YanPeng, you need Math to sustain day-to-day life."

Yeah i know that dumbwit but in day-to-day life Math, everything can be solved using a calculator.

So truthfully, we only need to learn how to add and subtract and stuff. The fundamentals.

I mean, have you seen people using the Pythagoras' Theorm to make perfectly cut apple pies at a 45 degrees angle?

Or have you, perhaps, a relative that lost his/her job because she failed an algebra test?

There aren't that many unknowns in the world huh.

Right now, i'm on the verrrrrrge of giving up on HeyMath! because not only am I suffering from a severe headache that may lead to concussions from it, i don't see the point in doing such advanced Mathematics when i'm not intending to be a Math teacher or an architect or a Physics master in the future or something.

For God's sake i want to be a journalist!

But then again, i'm a geek. And geeks complete all their homework on time.

Aw man.

2006-12-08T00:18:00.000-08:00

yay! Believe it or not i finally finished my first piece of homework: The 30 seconds worth of speech.

And guess what?

I finished it in like 30 seconds too!

I love minute homework. It makes me feel good about myself.

Okay i'm gonna type out the entire speech i crafted here so you guys can read it and LMAO.

Good morning ___ and fellow classmates! I'm Goh Yan Peng. I used to be from class 2I and i'm in the River Valley Chorale. I'm a very preppy person so i'm oddly optimistic and i laugh a lot. In fact, people recognise me for my witch-like laughter. A funny trivial about me is that i actually got told off by previous teachers for laughing too much in class. I watch a lot of reality TV and i love writing, which is why i blog a lot. I'm also a full-time bathroom singer. Thank you.

AH SO RANDOM.

And the 'i blog a lot' part is a complete white lie.

Oh yeah, if anyone rips this off for your own speech i will rip you apart.

HAHA.

Sadistic.

2006-12-07T04:39:00.000-08:00

"Hello YanPeng, what have you been doing during the holidays?"

"Oh i've been having so much fun travelling around town, doing a bit of Christmas shopping with my BFFs, being a relatively boring movie junkie but still enjoying my time!" *airily giggles*

If you actually believed the above statements you obviously have a lot of fluff in your head.

Haha i have dfinitely not been leaving my house and getting out of Bukit Batok lately, but i've still discovered the ways of self-entertainment. So, i'm a happy camper.

I'm amusing myself with HeyMath! right now with Missy Quek because its an alternative choice to playing Maple Story ot watching erm, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi.

But guess what's my favourite method of being kept all La-La-La all day indoors?

BADMINTON!

No blockhead, i've not become desperate enough to play badminton with my brother in the middle of the kitchen and causing the shuttlecock to fall into the night's dinner of something.

Our desperation only stretched enough for us to play outside the house in the midst of various flower pots, shoe racks and cabinets filled with junk.

Being a complete idiot when it came to sports, i took many fateful days and plenty of inspiration from over-played Doha Asian Games 06 Badminton games' footage to get in sync.

By the way, my egostical younger bro is in his school's badminton team (which i never managed to get onto), so imagine how i felt when -

NYAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I CREAMED HIM YESTERDAY!

14-15, 12-13, 13-12, 11-12

ALL ME! I WON HIM 3-1!

But my happiness only lasted on day since he beat me today due to the fact that we decided to impose new rules to our badminton match.

You know, stuff like deducting marks off our scores if we hit the shuttlecock into the neighbours' shoes and stuff.

Well anyway my fellow friends, if you do have any siblings, start playing badminton too and have lots of fun (plus the chance to lose weight) during the boring holidays like i do!

Call that quality entertainment!

2006-11-28T05:39:00.000-08:00

sec 4 farewell camp is officially over.

It's pretty fun you see, which is why i love going to camps organised by my lovely CCA even though after the entire thing i will become a human zombie due to the aftermath of insufficient sleep and sustained hunger.

no sleep + nothing in stomach = pure crankiness

Well but after a while, the crankiness will go away anyway.

I will sorely miss the seniors when they leave cos they were so very nice.

All my seniors are bubbly and fun!

There is the occasional appearance of a dinosaur in every batch of seniors but i still like them a lot anyway. They are after all, MY seniors.

Oh yeah, my parents got me an adorably cool black 2GB Zen V for my birthday at the Creative fair thingy.

Yes i love my parents a lot thanks very much.

Wee got her 2GB Zen V PLUS before me at the normal rate while i got my Zen at a discounted price, so i think she's pretty pissed about that since she labelled the Creative Christmas Fair an "asshole".

Just get KC/Golden Boy/Zen V Plus/GBSY/Prakash to get more Zens for you lah Wee!

Your many love affairs. Haha.

So anyway people, my birthday is on 20 December in case you haven't noted it down.

You're lucky my birthday lies near the festive season so everything is sold at discounted price. LOL.

Get the presents or i'll steal all your lunch money to get one anyway and you'll die of hunger.

Yay! Life is good.

2006-11-23T19:08:00.000-08:00

so much has happened at the class chalet but yet i have so little to say.

Recounting everything would be painful to me, which is a first cos normally i loooovveee writing about trips with 2i to wherever.

But this time is the last time we're gonna be together as one class.

And once i stepped out of the chalet yesterday, i knew that even if we did get a chance to meet again next year for those gay ass reunions, we wouldn't be as close as now.

That's a real pity, but i guess it's inevitable.

Best friends can become strangers.

I feel really pained right now because i love this class a whole lot.

There are still people whom i don't truly understand yet, and before i have an oppotunity to do so we are going to be seperated.

And the above happens because i am always closer to guys (excluding my beloved tings). I have no idea why, maybe it's in my blood or something cos i'm not a girly girl.

There are still people whom i really want to talk to because i have so many things to explain to them but never dared to.

But time is a weird thing isn't it? It's probably the only thing that will never wait for you.

Let's just say that i'm overall, still pretty contented that there are lots of memories to keep of 2i.

There are lots of stuff to remember about all of you after all.

I'm happy that i had the chance to be in such an insane class with personalities that clash so much it produces tidal waves.

Yeah but however different all of us we still bonded.

Which is pretty cool.

Talking about chalet is still utterly depressing because i'll end up crying while typing and end up flooding the keyboard so maybe i'll talk about it next time.

Chalet was still great mind you.

Haha.

Oh ya and Simon Heng please lend me your cleanliness award worthy travelling kit next time i go abroad.

HAHA.

2006-11-18T07:13:00.000-08:00

today marks the end of my first job.

I was a flyer giving person with my beloved Celine Chen at Novena. (look up for the flyer)

Yeah i know its not exactly the coolest job on the planet but at least i have a holiday job! I have attempted to earn money to survive through lunch on my own!

How cool is that huh? I'm earning money to support myself and you people out there are sucking out the money from your parents to use for yourself!

I feel so mature now.

Mind you, giving out flyers is not as easy as it seems.

We have to stand under the hot sun, (which was emitting all kinds of rays of the electromagnetic spectrum onto me), hold a few thousand flyers in one arm and giving them out some using the other hand.

Annnnnnd, we have to smile.

I have smiled enough today to last me a year, i tell ya. I am starting to think that even the dumbest pageant queens deserve respect for being able to smile for such a long period of time.

My jaws are raw.

After getting used to all of the above mentioned, you'll have to face the cocked up attitude those people on the street give you.

Some people are pretty nice, they smile at you and say thank-you and stuff and take the flyer from your extended hand.

Some are pretty okay, they take the flyer from you and read it and all.

Some, no scratch that, most people however, seem to like to completely ignore my existence and continue moving on pretending they didn't see my very long, outstretched arm.

Honestly, Singaporeans are either really blind or really rude.

At least have the courtesy to acknowledge me giving out flyers lah, brudder!

Most of those people are aunties in their 40s rambling on about going to Hong Kong to buy new handbags by the way.

Buying handbags completely interfere with their ability of sight.

Well, i do, however, have a few tips for if you get the chance to give out flyers:

1. Indian women are all friendly.

2. Kids take ANYTHING.

3. Smile at kids, their parents will like you and take your flyer.

4. If your flyer has two sides, one with the intro of what its about and one with all its pricings, just make sure that you hand them out with the side related to fees and all downwards.

5. Don't bother answering questions they ask, they don't wait for your answer.

6. Its best if you have a friend along with you. Situate yourself opposite each other at some entrance or something and both of you strrrrretch your arms out to block everyone so they are forced to take your flyer.

Well, Celine and i also aquainted ourselves with a variety of weird people but i'm too tired to type all these out here.

Ask me in person if you want more information.

Novena is an interesting place when its 9am.

2006-11-15T23:18:00.000-08:00

i feel so worried right now.

Worry, combined with stabs of blind panic, results in lots of sitting around, glancing at the clock randomly and realising that i've been freaking out over the odds that i won't get my subject combination.

2-2-0

Chemistry & Biology - ELit & History - To hell with modules

So there, i'm not taking triple science but i'm taking triple science but i'm taking nine subjects. Is there anyone out there who's taking this type of anti-social combination?

I think perhaps it's only me.

So amigo to loads of my friends since you're all triple science or 8 1/2 subjects people.

I'll very much love to stick with you guys but my goal in life is very much different from all of yours.

And no, my goal is not to get into politics and start a law about allowing gay marriage in Singapore or something like that.

Man, i'm in a weird mood thinking about the future like this.

So back to watching The OC. The current nerdy version of me is pathetically slow cos i'm only finishing season 1.

2006-11-09T05:59:00.000-08:00

my mom used to live a much hipper life than i thought she did.

Well, my mom, like all moms, does not live a very highly exciting life. I mean, isn't that typical of parents? They dedicate their time to their kids once they have them.

Mind you, i really appreciate them for that.

But anyway, i had been a blotching idiot who thought that my mom had evidently been living like how she is now ever since she's let's say, 20 years old or something.

Obviously she has not.

I saw the Maybelline commercial about their mascara that can increase the length of your eyelashes to like, 10 times.

So i asked my innocent mom sitting beside me folding clothes if she used to put on mascara.

She furrowed her eyebrows in serious concentration before saying, "Eh, yeah i think i did."

I was taken in by surprise.

My mom used to be one of those weird people who want to increase their eyelashes till they reach like, their eyebrows?

My mom who doesn't swear by makeup now used to do that?

Odd.

"Why did you put on mascara? What is the use of causing your eyelashes to be the length of a toothpick?" i asked in a horrified sort of voice.

Honestly i just have something very strong against mascara for no reason.

She shrugged and got on with folding her clothes.

Then, when this 9 o'clock show aired on channel 8 and there was this scene in which some woman stuffed a handful of 50 dollar notes into her boyfriend's wallet and looked positively gleeful about it.

Her facial expression read: I love you so i'm giving you my hard earned money.

"Siao," i announced to my mom, "Who the hell gives so much money to their ickle boyfriends?"

"Oh, people do stupid things for their boyfriends," she started wisely.

"Like what?" i asked.

She then droned on about her secondary school friend who gave up going to junior college because of her boyfriend and went to some commerical school to study the art of being a secretary instead.

"What has going to college got to do with her boyfriend?" i asked.

Would going to college perhaps, cause her boyfriend to have tangled up nostril hair peeking out of his nose and therefore, cause a breakup?

"I dunno, i forgot," my mom said.

"Then what happened to them in the end?" i continued probing.

I want to be a journalist in the future by the way.

"They broke up and now she's married to a guy 18 years her senior," she said simply.

Whoa.

My mom actually has a friend who has a husband who is 18 years old than her?!

COOL.

I'm starting to come to terms with the fact that my mom used to be hipper than me.

Haha.

2006-11-04T01:31:00.000-08:00

a: How about you? *name* was the first to break your heart?

b: HAHA. No lah, we didn't even stead. How to break?

b is very grateful to a for asking personal questions at every stage of her life when she felt somewhat confused over herself.

b always spills out her secrets and feelings to a because although a is not a very close friend, he is a good listener and is neutral about everything.

a has the ability to sum up b's many mental dilemmas in one-line questions that answers to b's problems.

b feels that a is a little nosey but is still thankful towards him.

b also sincerely hopes that a and c will be together someday because they are both good pals.

The end of my little story.

Well anyway i'm still bored.

I know there's a pile of homework waiting for me to devour them but i have this serious problem with procrastination. So there - i'm bored enough to paint the walls in my room turquoise with pictures of Spongebob Squarepants at every corner.

Tings, are we still going to KBox next week?

2006-11-01T20:15:00.000-08:00

Dear producers of Mediacorp,

I am and have been a constant fan of Channel 5 since my primary school days (which is not that long ago) and i would like to express my concern over one of your local TV series that is totally ghey.

The series is none other than The Finer Side, hosted by the model Denise Keller,

And the very truly gay Dick Lee.

If you haven't caught a single episode of this highly amusing series, lemme tell you a bit about it. Basically, in every episode, we viewers will get to see Denise Keller and Dick Lee (bad combination) going to the houses of some rich asses and go shopping/partying with them.

Well, the thing is - i cannot stand Dick Lee.

Be brutally hoenst, he's like what, 50 years old? That's half a century old mate, and yet he is still going shopping with women.

Which 50 year old guy actually goes shopping with women for clothes and shoes and bags huh? It's like telling little boys who watch this show that "Hey, it's okay to be on the gay side of feminine."

Is gayness this encouraged?

COME OFF IT MAN!

Also, the guests they visit in every episode are all so snobby.

Call me sour and cynical but let's get real, who on earth would say that a $10,000 dress is 'so worth it!' ?

Those guests on The Finer Side!

Gawd, they spend thousands of bucks in like, 10 minutes and they don't even feel the pinch at all. And on the other hand, we HDB folks spend a few months trying to save up for a 2GB Zen V-plus. We have to consider if we have enough money to enter Pasta Mania and they go into Rolex and comes out within 15 mins with a watch that is worth a house.

And they keep insisting that bags worth half a million are really a great deal.

Honestly.

And what is up with Denise Keller's quotes?

"The truly glamarous don't cook."
"Oh, look at the everyday food of the truly glamarous!"
"GOD! You look SO glamarous tonight!"

She is causing me to have a phobia every time i hear the word glamarous. Can't you guys script something with a wider vocabulary for her?

And why do the shopkeepers in that show all have weird names that takes five introductions for a person to remember?

Yesterday's episode featured this guy called Alphonsus Chong.

How do you even pronounce that name in the first place?

Al-fone-sars?

Al-foon-soos?

All-phones-arse?

GAWD!

And the very worst thing is that if you haven't noticed, the majority of people watching The Finer Side are people who obviously cannot afford anything in that show because the people who can are already on that show?

So i suggest you should stop airing it because every episode causes me to snort in my Milo for some reason.

Your Sincerely,
Yan Peng

Yeah peeps, if i get irritated by anyone at all i'm in good mind of sending the above letter to Medicorp.

HAHA.

Well anyway go check out The Finer Side.

It's on every Wednesday at 10pm, before Project Runway.

It's totally funny. Not LMAO funny but just, amusing.

If you're into laughing at the gayness of Dick Lee you are highly advised to watch it too.

It's good to laugh.

2006-10-29T22:03:00.000-08:00

gawd i'm so bored.

Honestly the holidays have just started but i'm already bored of it. I want to get back to school and study! Man i'm turning into a geek.

It's like, there are tons of things to do but none interest me.

Yesterday i just complained to my mom about the fact that i had nothing to do.

"Go pack your room then," she said while playing some ghey ass Yahoo! computer game about the ancient 7 wonders.

"Sian leh," i replied.

Do all Moms think that clearing up bedrooms are the number one priorities we should spend our youth on?

Apparently yes.

"You are lazy," she added in defence, "Go clear your room."

Clear your room.

All mothers have their vocabulary span diminished to those three words whenever their kids say they have nothing to do. It's totally pathetic.

So guess what?

Just to get away from cleaning my room i've come up with something else to do.

Washing dishes!

Stop laughing at me okay. Washing dishes IF very fun. Try it yourself.

It has become my emotional and mental remedy nowadays. And the best thing is nobody will bother disturbing you when you're washing dishes cos you have the upper hand of attacking them with a wet sponge.

Hence, you get space and privacy (of the kitchen)!

It's also a good and quiet time for you to blast out your favourite songs and do a bit of mental doodling.

The best part is you gain good karma by helping your poor parents with the housework.

Be a better person people, do the dishes.

- With love from your very bored friend with a patch in her heart to bother telling you this.

2006-10-25T07:28:00.000-07:00

today is an odd day.

It's the start of the end and also the end of the beginning.The start of the holidays and the end of the school year. The start of slacking and the end of the 2i regime.

Haha.

I'm the classchair so i'm definitely the one who sees the changes in 2i the most clearly. And i must say that we have changed a lot, and for the better as a matter of point.

I remember we used to be this group of somewhat strangers whohave personalities that clash like how 7-inch Hawaiian pizzas and Roti Prata would.

I remember that nobody really bothered listening to what anyone else had to say.

I remember that i had to shout till i turned hoarse just to get the class to do stupid surveys.

Today was different. Today was good.

We had to the exact same survey as last year (the ever-irritating canteen survey) but the way we did it weren't the same.

We were fast. We listened. We co-operated. We acted like aclass that really bonded.

I was so proud of you guys! LOL.

Then there was the powerpoint Ying made of us. There were super candid and ugly photos of all of us that we would do ANYTHING (like telling Yang Meh Meh that she should be a deejay) to get rid of.

And although we say we were embarrassed and stuff, we were not.

Simply because the entire class is so worn in with each other.

We have seen each other LMAO, cry, scream, dance, sing and doawfully humiliating stuff in front of each other.

We are so used to each other now that we stick each other up. We stand for each other. We are one big family.

We were a weird combination at first i must admit, but nowwe are like erm, bread and butter (or nutella).

We are not complete without each other because of the lovethat we give each other.

But in life we win some and lose some right?

So even though we're not 3i 2007 next year, HECK.

It's inevitable that we'll cry and get all emotional but we must remember this:

We know that we've had the chance to belong in a class with people that we got to love.

And with people who loved us back.

2006-10-20T19:31:00.000-07:00

i feel incredibly emo today so i shall let all my feelings out here.

To sum up my constipated and anguish mental state, i shall just say that i'm really sad that 2i is gonna part in like, 3 school days?

Honestly, i think all the sec 2s are feeling somewhat the same way as me. After all, the class we are all in this year were made up of the same people we were with when we first entered RV as noobs who didn't know where the toilets were.

Two years together, rest of our lives apart.

Unfair isn't it?

I mean, we keep saying optimistic things like we're still gonna be great friends and to be forever 2i in the rest of our lives.

But that's so cliche and wrong.

Remember your primary 6 class? I bet 24 episodes of Goong that you felt the same way then as now.

And the pathetic thing is hardly any of us kept contact with those primary school mates anymore. And even if we do, it's just a few.

So, 2i is going to part. As in, REALLY part. You go that way and i'll go through this.

Sooner or later we'll forget each other and only the real best friends will stick to each other after years. The tings should be able to do that within each other. Shixian's Sha Shas should also be able to do that within themselves.

But then what about the class? The 2i.

It's impossible for us to stay as one after you found another class. It's real sad but that's the ugly truth.

So i'm gonna make sure we're gonna have the best class chalet in the entire universe so that we can cherish the time we have together now and not regret not being a closer class or anything.

I'm gonna make sure the class chalet is nothing short of great so that we'll be making good memories and keeping them for the future so that we know that we were once this much together as a class.

Memories mean the world to me.

I love 2i a lot.

2006-10-15T04:38:00.000-07:00

i am awfully confused now.

I am having a hell of a hard time trying to sort out my thoughts to finally make up my mind on which subject combination i really want. I know, my geekish brain is wasing cells on this issue i don't think everyone else really cares about that much.

But anyway-

I'm trying to settle with one ambition for the rest of my life. And that's really hard, since i'm a few months shy of 14 and the future holds so much possibilities. Oh man i am desperate to want to live my life BIG.

So, what ambitions do i have?

I have a massive amount of them kept in the storage at the back of my head so i need a lot of time to analyze all of them one by one.

From the age of 6 i wanted to be a teacher. But i ruled that out ever since the day i met OTMO. I had this phobia that i would become a primary school Maths teacher who talks about the difference between acute and obtuse angles.

Then, the year long obsession with Avril Lavigne told me that i was born for the stage. I wanted to be a rock star! Woo! And one who is richer than Britney Spears at that.

However, i ruled that out as well bcos i didn't want to get too famous and have paparazzi following me down ten blocks to see me buy sanitary pads. It's so not cool. HAHA. Egoistical.

The birth of Project Runway brought out the fashion designer in me. That dream ended pretty aruptly bcos i realised that i was not inclined in designing at all. I am just a closet critic.

So now, i am just inspired by writing. I love writing for not much reason but i want to be a writer when i get old. It just seems to be the perfect job for me.

Well so back to the topic of subject combi. How many sciences should i take? Is geography really more important than history? Interest of usefulness? Bicultural perhaps? What to study to get me into a dentistry course?

So many questions, so little answers.

No, scratch that. I've got no answers.

Arh i need a little help here!

2006-10-06T02:19:00.000-07:00

EOYs are over.

I practically did a foxtrot (mentally duh) after the Chinese exam was over. Chinese gave me a leftover high cos it was not half as bad as i expected it to be. It was practically the best exam for the whole of the EOYs, which is extremely odd.

History was pretty cool too. I think i did myself justice for that one. English was absolutely mortifying because i expected so much of myself for it! What if i don't get an A1 for el huh? My geekish brain is not willing to accept that!

Maths was a disaster, but a beautiful one because paper 1 was so hard it made paper 2 look like LaLaLand, complete with rainbows and pots of gold behind them. Science was a joke. The whole thing was so ridiculously funny because there were so many stuff that i couldn't answer. The entire of the 2 hours (is it 2 hours?) i spent in the classroom was spent drifting in and out of a parallel universe of huge fish eyes and ray diagrams. It was that much of a nightmare.

LOL.

The papers were generally okay for me bcos i'm a optimistic prep. I'm so optimistic i get disgusted with myself. Who ever feels this way?

Well so anyway, i'm looking forward to seeing the Science paper. Maybe the entire level will fail. Imagine the look on Ms Ek's face if that really happened.

The funny things of life, people.

2006-09-30T20:02:00.000-07:00

okay i know i sounded emo in my previous post and some of you were pretty concerned.

Thanks guys but i'm okay!

I was just a little down (probably due to the combined effects of stress and PMS) then.

But yes, i do miss that best friend. And all my other ex-best friends as well.

The transition from primary school to secondary school is pretty odd isn't it?

OH well. Haha.

2006-09-29T05:36:00.000-07:00

i realised today that i miss you a lot.

I have no idea why i am blogging about this but i have the urge to do so. You know how i get when i have sudden urges. I just carry them out.

I saw your brother today. Then i saw his gf. Are they still together? I don't know cos we stopped talking all together.

When was the last time we actually talked and had an actual conversation?

The February period i guess? I remember you waking me up at God knows when on Valentine's Day just to wish me Happy Valentine's. I remember that you laughed hysterically at me for crying while watching Korean dramas.

We used to stay up past 1am to sms remember?

I was such a hype when we were still in contact. I slept late and woke up early and i didn't exactly mind. I sleep a lot now.

I need you back. I need my best friend back. I need you to come back and listen to me rant and for you to be biased towards me and say that everyone was at fault cos it made me laugh.

I need all those lame jokes to pull me through sometimes. I walk on rainbows but they aren't sturdy. I need you to catch me when i fall. I know i sound cliche and all but that's honestly how i feel.

I miss you.

2006-09-23T07:29:00.000-07:00

singaporeans obviously need to be taught proper manners.

And i found that out the hard way just half an hour ago.

I just came back home from my grandma's house with my family and my dad parked his car at the lots behind three blocks of flats. We got out of it and my dad walked ahead of all of us, followed by my mom and then my brother and i.

Typical night huh?

Wrong-O.

Just as everything seemed so normal and usual, something white dropped at the gap between my dad and mom.

My mom gave out this weird sound that was halfway between a shriek and a quack.

I ran to whatever that something was.

There was a pregnant pause, then the next few moments of my life were dedicated to -

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Well well people, what exactly is the mysterious something you may ask?

A piece of white underwear that is soaking wet.

And when i say soaking wet, i mean soaking wet. As in, it looked like someone dropped it into a pond or something like that. I was laughing so hard i bet the entire block echoed my terrible laughter.

In the end, my brother burst out laughing.

Whaddya expect? It's not an everyday thing in which your parents almost got hit smack in the head by a random stranger's underwear. Wet underwear at that.

Intuitively, i looked up and caused myself to laughing even louder. There was nothing but windows above me. Which simply means, some neighbour actually flung her wet underwear out of the window.

Who flings their underwear outside their kitchen window?

What is wrong with some Singaporeans?!

2006-09-19T05:01:00.000-07:00

time fascinates me.

I found out about that when i was around 9 because i realised that time can always sum up my complicated mental states into one word.

For example, if i was having a bad day and i felt like crap, i want time to speed up like one of those bullet trains in Japan. However, if i was having a good day and i was simply happy, i want it to just go slower. It's simple logic that all of us know about.

Right now, i want time to just stop there.

Normally at this kind of end of year period, i want time to fly. This year, i want to scream, "HALT!"

Basically, it's because i will be seperated from my class for the next year. And for all the years after that actually.

The same ol' class that i have been in for 2 years. The same people i have been laughing and crying with throughout my RV life. The same people who would stick up to each other.

The same people i love.

Just like that. BAM and we'll be apart.

I have been thinking. What's gonna happen in Sec 3? Are we all gonna just seperate? Will we not even say hello to each other when we meet on the street? Will the tings be gone? Will all of our friendship be fading into the background and slowly forgotten?

Are memories really that worthless?

Can best friends really become strangers?

I honestly don't know and i fear Sec 3 because of this.

2006-09-16T08:28:00.000-07:00

HAHA.

I am back with a brand new blogskin after a waaaay long break from blogging. I think the readers of my blog are more or less gone by now but heck, I'm still typing down here.

So, to commemorate the fact that i blogged, let's have a special entry dedicated to my best friends in the entire universe.

THE TING TINGS!

FYI: That guy at the back is NOT a ting. I repeat, NOT. He is just Calvin Tay, ballet extrodinaire.

Most people would know who the tings are since we are so oddly cliquish and the combinations of our laughters result in car crashes but for the felicity of those who don't know who the tings are and whom feel left out because i always mention them and you have no idea what they are even like, this is especially for you.

Okay, so there are 6 ting tings in total and i shall introduce them one by one (it's a torture, mind) .

First of all, ME:

[Yes, i will also display gay ass pictures of all of us at our ugliest/gayest/weirdest.]

Need i explain more? I'm just the one with the most horrible laughter that is the major cause of kids having recurring nightmares. The one with the super thick hairband called my retro baby. The one who has the weird eyebrows that look like they were shaved off desperately with a scissors (I DID NOT DO THAT THOUGH). The one whom the others call GAY.

I AM NOT GAY. I'M A GIRL, I CAN'T BE GAY.

Secondly, Celine Chen:

She is the tallest ting who is in dance and can play DDR very well. The one who goes on diets with her mom thought BOTH of them aren't fat. The one who has the amazing ability to eat LJS Combo 1 for three times a week. The one who owns all the Michael Jackson MTVs you can find. The one who has a horny dog called Zhai Zhai. The one who will jump into the sea if she saw an Atlas moth.

Thirdly, Lee Ying Ying a.k.a Wendy:

Haha. The ZIHIGH queen. The pro at maths and physics and stuff like that that normal people like me suck at. The one who laughs and points at random stuff that she thinks is funny but which we cannot understand. The one who has three older sisters and no pets. The absolute 5566/183 club/any other gay taiwanese boyband fan of the century. She can tolerate long hours without eating.

Fourthly, Seow Siew Hwee a.k.a Bebe:

The unfortunate wife of Zen V Plus 2Gb who recently got temporarily divorced after just a short five days. The athlete who loves beng guai and is actually indian though she looks chinese. The one with the dirty orange shoe bag that looks like it will break apart if i concentrate on laughing at it for 10 seconds. The one who once dropped her lens into Tomyam soup.

Fifthly, Chloe Fong Meng Cheng:

All scouts know Chloe because she laughs at every single one of them as long as they are in a one-mile radius away from her. She can laugh non stop at something not exactly THAT funny and if told to stop, she will stop for about, 5 seconds? Then, she'll just continue laughing away. She is the one who labels everyone gay and she is extremely amused by curly-haired guys.

Lastly, Bay Hui Shan:

Hm. Huishan is the lady of the gang. She never, i repeat, NEVER, does anything stupid in front of the camera or anything so the only pic i have of her is this one. She is the one who can run god knows how many kilometres and survive on only a miserable piece of pandan cake after that. She is the one who stamps her feet and jumps around like some siao zabor but she makes us laugh.

OKIEEEEEEEEEEEE.

That is all i have for you as a grand first post for my revamped blog. Be happy because you have pics to refer to when i say the TINGS bcos you know who they are now.

HAHA. I don't care about their privacy at all.

2006-08-10T04:42:00.000-07:00

i feel barely visible at the SC investiture rehearsal today.

Oh man, why did they choose ME of all the people in RV to be the emcee for the SC investiture when i am clearly not a people's person? Why not choose someone who talks to random people and can make fast friends in half a day?

I am SO not that kind of person. I'm an introvent i think.

And the only SCs whom i know of is very few and i didn't want to be some intruder so i didn't really approach them. I'd rather them have fun with their committees.

So it was lil' old me standing at the rostrum.

Oh well, at least there is still LEON LIM.

It's miserable to know that my only source of happiness during these rehearsals is tormenting this poor boy. But i can't just help myself. I antagonize him all the time.

I kept threatening to call him Lim ZHI HONG Leon when i call him up for his SC badge.

You know, emphasise on the ZHI HONG and make the Leon hardly audible?

Apparently, he doesn't like his chinese name very much.

Well, pity me people. I antagonize people i don't know that well ( ZHI HONG ) to keep myself happy.

SC investitures aren't for me.

2006-08-07T05:28:00.000-07:00

i cooked chicken stew today.

It turned out pretty soupy but Mrs Tan said ours was okay. Well, at least we did a better job then Gor, who has solid black thingys after the entire class. Black. Honestly, B-L-A-C-K. We were supposed to make chicken stew with carrots and potatoes but he made black stuff.

It's completely amazing.

Vincent told me later that it was because they added 4 spoons of oyster sause into their stew so it turned out looking like hard cold charcoal.

We were supposed to only put in 1 spoon of oyster sauce. Guess Gor and Zihao aren't very proficient in reading instructions.

I made a mental note never to accept anything made by those two for my felicity's sake.

Oh well, i can't believe i am marking my days using home ec classes. My school life revolves around them. It's so miserable it makes me sick.

C'mon RV, get happening.

And oh yeah, i got chosen to be emcee for the SC Inverstiture. I can't believe why i always get myself into this kind of things. God save me from the blaziers and black courtshoes.

2006-07-31T05:27:00.000-07:00

yeah i baked again today!

I feel so high whenever i know that we're going to bake something for home ec class. It's like, totally weird but whatever, baking is some from of emotional remedy for me. People out there, if you feel down for any sort of reason at all, do some baking, it keeps your mind off things.

Anyway, someone please volunteer to go watch The Lake House with me. Oh man, i have wanted to watch it ever since i read about it in some magazine, which is like hundreds of years ago. C'mon people, i am not getting any younger, GO WATCH IT WITH ME.

And i don't care about how boring people say it is, i still want to watch it. It's Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves! Who can resist a movie by the both of them? Hm.

Okay never mind, i shall watch it myself at the old Clementi cinema at 5 bucks. Star price.

HAHA.

And check out this song people: Stacie Orrico's I'm Not Missing You. I am totally in love with it.

been through just about everything
that i could go through when it comes to relationships
dont know what i was missing or why i aint listen
when i told myself that was it
but here i go hurt again cause
of my curiosity now that its over
what else could it be
besides a cheat
made a promise
never to settle (why didnt i keep it)
cos i needed the heart break
cryin and cheatin the fooling around

but im not missing u
im not going through emotions
waiting and hoping u call me
im not missing u
u mighta had me open
but i must be going because
i got life to do
i know im usually hanging on
i used to hate to see u go
but this time its different
i dont even feel the distance
im not missing
im not missing u

it mirrors real life.

2006-07-28T19:36:00.000-07:00

oh man i love 2 icekacang.

Yes, and i have grown to love them more since yesterday's teambuilding day! It's honest good fun for (almost) an entire day. I love choir but i still have to say that CCA practice after teambuilding day is absolutely dumb.

So anyway, I ADORE TEAMBUILDING DAY.

And i adore my half of the class for the STAR BONDING. We were unnaturally enthusiastic and zihigh yesterday and the SCs loved our home-made cheers and mass dance, which was created by wee's dance group during dance lessons ages ago. It just caught up and became our class dance.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

*audience replies "WHAT?!"*

WE GOT MORE THAN THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF MARKS!

Woo hoo people! For once, i think 2I might get an award for something. 302/300. That's something to be proud of. Well, but the other half of the class didn't do that great, but we got some inside help from a certain SC that looks like a monkey so we got pretty high marks too.

OH MAN I WANNA WIN THIS TIME.

But as for STAR HUNT, i must admit that i didn't put in as much as effort to win it than for STAR BONDING. Cos i am tired. DUH. But ying and sewei were still super enthu and they pratically ran throughout the whole thing. And sewei worked especially hard bcos he still had bball later, which meant 6.4km, but he still put his heart into this.

I am embarrased. Sorry guys, i wasn't exactly the best team member to have during STAR HUNT.

And after lunch (in which i threatened my dear Gor to get me a drink first bcos i am his Mei *evil cackle*), we had the CHEERING COMPETITION.

We were once again, very impromtu about the entire thing. I bet we made the least effort for this compared to all the other classes. But we were kind of prepared anyway bcos our class is amazingly clever at making dumb cheers and dances.

We made everyone, including ourselves, laugh when we did the cheers. It was fun anyways and i don't really care if we win this or not bcos we didn't put in too much effort for this.

But poor poor 2F were cut offhalfway through their cheer. I mean, Mrs Anna CHAN, said that their cheer sounded super vulgar. I mean, they said FUNK, and when you say FUNK quickly, it will sound like the F-word.

DUH. EVERY SINGLY F WORD SOUNDS LIKE the F-WORD WHEN YOU SAY IT QUICKLY.
NEED EXAMPLES? FISH, FOOD, FANK, FONK, FINK.. (okay i know some words there are just made up)

But, get my point? Why are the teachers so over-reactive over this? It is obvious that 2F spent a lot of time on this bcos some girls were seen crying after they got booted off stage. Why can't they just finish their cheer routine at the very least?

Poor them.

But lucky us anyway.

2006-07-27T06:25:00.000-07:00

RV is so messed up.

I was just coming home from school today when i heard that the teachers are all gonna start on this blog checking thing. So i decided to write about it REAL BIG so that the teachers can come catch me if they find that blogging about MY own feelings on MY own blog is apparently, wrong.

Let's start with the new Forum thing. Well, you know what? You might call me cynical but i bet this forum is made for the sake of the new MOE survey on your school. After all, there are a few questions on changing the school rules and having the chance to do so and stuff.

And then, the forum was introduced on the week of the survey itself. Too close for a coincidence? I think so.

Forget about what i think, the forum is useless anyway. They claim that we can 'voice out our opinions and say what we want to change in our school for a better RV life'.

Bullcrap with a capital B.

They do let us talk, yes, but all the ideas we want are not accepted by the forum. I mean, what is wrong with RV? Does letting us have 15 mins more of recess and 15 mins less of lessons kill them?

If they truly are a student-orientated school, there would have been no IRP or CID. IRP is completely useless because we can't enjoy reading when there is this constant fear that we will be called upon to talk about what we read. It's not an Integrated Reading Programme, it should be called Reflect Or Do It Next Week Anyway.

And as for CID, we know that Mr Choy has been constantly saying that it is to prepare us for project work in Year 5 and 6 but to be frank, i do not think that i have learnt anything at all through previous CID lessons.

I mean, yes there are some technical stuff that i have learnt about the individual subject itself but project skills? I gained none. It's like throwing all of us into this huge lake and asking us to learn how to stay afloat ourselves. We can still stay afloat because we use our own basic swimming skills but we have not learnt better ways to do so while half-drowning. The only thing we learnt was probably that the lake was inhabited by blah blah animals and stuff.

AND THE WORST THING IS THAT CID TAKES UP A HELL OF A TIME.

And the teachers. Yes, there are obviously this bunch of teachers whom i respect a lot. You know, Mrs Look and company. Those teachers that actually listen to your explaination before punishing you.

But at the same time, there must be this bunch of teachers whom nobody wants to respect. It's not that we just don't like them for no reason, but we have no reason to respect them. I've decided not to mention names since some of them are so sensitive that they might cry (remember GMM?) but whatever it is,

STOP BULLYING US JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE TEACHERS. IF YOU DON'T RESPECT US, WE WON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE BASIC RESPECT A TEACHER DESERVES. AND THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PRECIOUS HANDS TO WIPE OFF SOME DIRT ON YOUR FREAKIN' CHAIR YOU CAN'T ASK A STUDENT TO DO IT. WE WILL UNSCREW YOUR CHAIR. WE ARE HUMANS TOO, IF THAT HASN'T PENETRATED THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YET.

Okay.

That's all that i want to say.

And by the way, why is Leon Lim so scared of me?

2006-07-24T05:10:00.000-07:00

i have found my continual source of inspiration.

I FOUND OUT ABOUT BAKING.

case in point, today's home economics class was the most fun i had for a very long time in school. i mean, i finally got to do something i have really wanted to do for the longest of time: to bake.

like hello? everyone in the world loves to bake. at least that's what i think anyway.

baking is like, creating your own food and doing your own thing and then sharing it with other people who appreciates it and that kind of feeling is real good. especially when all this negative energy around me starts to grow stronger through the past few days.

well anyway, i baked rock buns!

ROCK BUNS.

read this.

ROCK BUNS.

and they are very edible, trust me.

and celine and i added not too many raisins to it so its super nice. yes, we do not like raisins.

we were the slowest in the entire class by the way, so while waiting for our own buns to get baked, i took a bite of one of chernyi's (i think he ate the rest of it. EW) btw, chernyi is my Gor since jonathan's birthday party.

THEY WERE SUPER NICE.

its crunchy on the outside and incredibly soft and warm on the inside.

it feels like christmas.

(okay i know i sound gay)

but it's true anyway.

i adore baking.

i am SO going to master the art of baking bcos baking makes you feel happy and watching others enjoy the food you baked makes you even happier. and the people who eat it will be happy too.

so it's a happy world when it comes to the cooking world.

haha.

2006-07-17T04:34:00.000-07:00

i am back to blogging once again.

haha. i am suffering from this wonderful stage of writer's block and all form of inspiration just ran dry.

but i am back anyway though i doubt anyone would hardly even notice so i am basically blogging for myself.

whatever.

you know, after Speech Day and all the tiring weeks of endless rehearsals, i suddenly feel very empty.

yeah i hate coming home late after school but at least i felt that i acheived something and i am working towards something so i have a goal and my life seems so meaningfully occupied.

yeah it exhausted the crap out of me but i felt pretty contented cos i was doing something i was kind of interested in.

but then after the whole Speech Day drama i was relieved but reality seemed to crash down on me.

i suddenly realised that i had problems and all i was doing was to put them aside because i had an excuse for doing so - Speech Day.

my problems aren't exactly big ones, but there is one very glaring one that is on my mind 24/7.

i am losing one of my best friends.

i think i might have lost her already.

and i hate that kind of feeling you know. it sucks.

why do i always lose a good friend over small matters every summer?

2006-07-08T20:02:00.000-07:00

GERMANY!!

WAH!

THEY WON PORTUGAL!

WOO HOO!

3RD PLACE IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.

I LOVE GERMANY'S UNDYING SPIRIT!

i could have cried when i knew that they won.

i almost did cos i was just so happy.

GOD BLESS GERMANY AND BRASIL.

2006-07-07T22:01:00.000-07:00

high school is the weirdest place in the world.

seniors and juniors.

aren't we all the same?

juniors should be more humble [duh] since they're new to everything the seniors have been doing for years.

seniors shouldn't be to proud and high and mighty since we are not perfect and just being older doesn't make us saints.

so why are we judging each other?

nobody has any right to judge anyone else because the world is never black and white.

it's always gray.

the rights and wrongs of this world are not something you can read out of a dictionary.

it's all about perspectives.

stop blaming even if there is an obvious wrong one.

prejudice against one person will only result in hate.

save the juniors man.

forget it. forget the whole thing.

2006-06-23T21:31:00.000-07:00

i read this from celine's blog so i decided to do it too.

since it looked pretty fun.

WAHAHAHA.

Complete the sentences below with your own words and tag the number of people of the month now.

My teacher once said that
i cut my hair too short.

Never in my life have
i been 165cm [yet].

The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always make me smile is
stanley KYLE seow. it's true you know.

When I'm nervous
i yawn a lot and shake my legs and say stupid stuff cos my mind is completely blank.

The last time I laughed was
just now. i laugh all day.

My hair is
short and layered and black. not unlike BALLACK'S. *evil grin*
except that mine isn't curly. and no chloe, ballack doesn't have oily hair!

My feet are
waaaaaaaay bigger than anyone in my family.

Last Christmas
i ate a lot.

When I turn my head left
i see the printer.

When I turn my head right
i coughed.

When i look down
i want to look up.

The craziest recent event was
going crazy over DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION with ying ying. no way have i seen that coming.

By this time next year
i hope to be 165cm. DUH.

One time at a family gathering
i watched extremely gay chinese new year videos.

You know I like-like you if
i say stupid things and does stupid stuff in front of you. cos being around you makes me pretty nervous.

If I won an award
i might zihigh all day.

Triangles are
the shape i hated the most when i was p4 cos i didn't know how to calculate its area.

My ideal breakfast is
an international buffet with low-fat milk and chilled milo and orange juice. and pancakes.

If you make me really happy
i'll most probably tell everyone about it.

Where do you plan to visit anytime soon
ying's new house once she moves. then we can go to celine's house to play DDR.

Boys are
all idiots. at least the boys i know are.

GALs are
attracted to the German soccer team.

I'd stop my wedding if
my future husband turn out to be gay or cheated on me or sth like that.

The world could do without
anna nicole smith. and the GUO MEI MEI of RV.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than
lick the belly of a lizard.

Most recent thing you've bought yourself
is BK'S CHICKEN CHEESESTICKS.

Most recent thing someone else bought you
is breakfast.

My least favorite time of day is
when i can't sleep and the clock is nearing 3.33am. but that only happens occasionally.

The last time I was high
was yesterday at school warming.

The person whom I last talked to told me
that Germany might not make it to the World Cup Finals.

I shouldn't have
slept so late last night.

Last night
i was reading XI YOU JI.

There's this girl I know who
started the SUPER GAY ZIHIGH CLUB with me.

There is this guy I know who
owes me 16 favours.

I'll tell the next person who makes me really happy
thank you.

I'm listening to
Kelly Clarkson's Since U Been Gone. yes i know its an old song, shuddup already.

Last ate my breakfast
two hours ago.

My bedsheet is
actually kinda orange.

I smell
the surrounding air. DUH.

On my table, i have
lost of stuff. LILO & STITCH TROUBLE IN PARADISE CD, my baby photo, two family photos, lots of paper, celine's NANCY DREW : THE SECRET OF SHADOW RANCH, post-its blah blah.

On my wall, I have
a harry potter poster.

My full name is
Goh Yan Peng. or you can call me Kenny from Southpark. haha.

This quiz is
starting to get boring.

People you want to tag
no one. this quiz turns out to be quite a MASSIVE bore.

2006-06-15T05:21:00.000-07:00

yes, yes, yes.

i know, i know, i know.

i have not been blogging.

well, you can't blame me! there is nothing to blog about! so, i have decided to show you this little conversation between me and chloe on msn.

*we will be often mentioning KLOSE and BALLACK in this conversation. no, they are not code names we gave to BAL and GUO MEI MEI, they are soccer players in the German team.

KLOSE IS MY MANX) is chloe
BALLACK IS MY MAN. is me

Klose

Ballack

alright, now you know what they look like, on with our conversation:

KLOSE is my manX) says:
HELLO

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
BALLACK IS MY MAN

KLOSE is my manX) says:
HAHAHA

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
let me find my pic of him

KLOSE is my manX) says:
im burnt

KLOSE is my manX) says:
sun burned

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
so am i

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
from choir camp

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
haha

-i changed my dp to a pic of ballack! woo hoo-

KLOSE is my manX) says:
eew KLOSE IS CUTER

KLOSE is my manX) says:
AHAHAHAH

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
wadeva

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
ballack plays better

KLOSE is my manX) says:
AHAH

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
AHA

KLOSE is my manX) says:
NAH

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
YES

KLOSE is my manX) says:
the guy frm which country ah

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
GERMANY U ARSE

KLOSE is my manX) says:
oh....

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
AND HE'S THE TEAM CAPTAIN

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
HAHA

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
KLOSE IS NOT TEAM CAPTAIN

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
WAHAHA

KLOSE is my manX) says:
WHATEVER

KLOSE is my manX) says:
!!!

KLOSE is my manX) says:
BUT HE IS MORE GOOD LOOKING

KLOSE is my manX) says:
----->

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
he is cute too

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
--->

KLOSE is my manX) says:
not

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
and cool too

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
yes

KLOSE is my manX) says:
NOT

KLOSE is my manX) says:
NOT

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
YES

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
YUP

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
DUH

KLOSE is my manX) says:
KLOSE IS OBVIOUSLY THE CUTER GUY JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!

KLOSE is my manX) says:
LOOK AT HIM!

KLOSE is my manX) says:
LOOK AT HIM

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
BALLACK IS OBVIOUSLY THE COOLER GUY

KLOSE is my manX) says:
while yours look like a bull dog

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
LOOK AT HIM

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
YOURS LOOK LIKE A

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
Erm

KLOSE is my manX) says:
CUTE GUY

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
BLONDE MONKEY

KLOSE is my manX) says:
at least hes not a bull dog

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
at least he's not of the primate spieces

KLOSE is my manX) says:
....while at least hes not a furball

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
well at least he has a nice chin

KLOSE is my manX) says:
eeew

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
HE'S CHIN IS NICE CHLOE

KLOSE is my manX) says:
overly large chin

KLOSE is my manX) says:
ITS REVOLTING

KLOSE is my manX) says:
not nice

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
HE HAS A NICE NOSE

KLOSE IS MY MANX) says:
overly large chin

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
NO

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
HIS CHIN IS NICE OKAY

KLOSE is my manX) says:
KLOSE NOSE IS BETTER

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
NO

KLOSE is my manX) says:
YES

KLOSE is my manX) says:
!!

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
KLOSE LOOKS LIKE HE"S EMPTY IN HIS HEAD

KLOSE is my manX) says:
HE SCORED THE SECOND GOAL IN THE OPENING MATCH

KLOSE is my manX) says:
!!!!

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
BALLACK DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY COS HE WAS TOO GOOD AND THE COACH DIDN'T WANT HIM INJURED FOR THE FUTURE MATCHES

KLOSE is my manX) says:
WTH

KLOSE is my manX) says:
ITS PURE CRAP YP...

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
NO ITS NOT

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
BUT ANYWAY

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
HE IS STILL THE TEAM CAPTAIN

KLOSE is my manX) says:
BULLSHIT

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
HE IS

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
LALALA

KLOSE is my manX) says:
KLOSE SHD BE THE TEAM CAPTAIN

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
BUT HE IS NOT

KLOSE is my manX) says:
OH YEAH HE WILL BE AND THEN BALLACK WILL BE OUTA JOB

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE BALLACK IS WAY TOO GOOD

KLOSE is my manX) says:
NO ALLL HIS FUR WILL FALL OFF AND HE WILL TURN BALD WHICH IS WAY TOO UGLY FOR ANYBODY AND THEN HE CANT SEDUCE MISS EK ANYMORE SO HE CANT BE THE CAPTAIN THE END

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
WAD HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH MS EK?

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
OH GOSH

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
MS EK SO OBVIOUSLY LIKES BECKHAM

KLOSE is my manX) says:
YEAH MAKES SENSE BUT WHY?

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
I OSO DUNNO

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
IT JUST CLICKS AND SOUNDS LOGICAL

KLOSE is my manX) says:
I THINK BECKHAM IS LIKE A CHICKEN

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
WAHAHAHA

KLOSE is my manX) says:
AS IN YOU CAN IMAGINE FEATHERS ON HIM

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
AGREED

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
COS OF HIS HAIR

KLOSE is my manX) says:
YEAH

KLOSE is my manX) says:
AND I LOVE KLOSE

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
KLOSE IS NOT BAD ACTUALLY

KLOSE is my manX) says:
YEAH!!!!!!

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
I SAW THE MATCH AND HE WAS PRETTY GOOD

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
BUT BALLACK IS BETTER

KLOSE is my manX) says:
YES!!!!

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
JUST ADMIT IT

KLOSE is my manX) says:
NOT

KLOSE is my manX) says:
NOT

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
HAHAH

KLOSE is my manX) says:
NOT

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
U SAID YES

KLOSE is my manX) says:
HE DIDNT PLAY

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
U AGREED

KLOSE is my manX) says:
NOT

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
ERM

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
WELL

KLOSE is my manX) says:
I DID NOT[

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
YES U DID

KLOSE is my manX) says:
i gtg lar

KLOSE is my manX) says:
bye

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
okay

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
bye

KLOSE is my manX) says:
KLOSE RULE!!!!!!!

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
BALLACK ROCKS

KLOSE is my manX) says:
not

BALLACK IS MY MAN. says:
yes

moral of this blog post? chloe and i are spastic people.

and that talking on msn can get surprisingly confusing sometimes.

2006-06-06T07:16:00.000-07:00

Firstly, i would like to thank yours truly for persevering so many days of suffering without a proper blogskin and finding a beyoooootiful one!

hehe.

anyway, this post is dedicated to the 2i class chalet.

it's called the 2I CLASS CHALET YANPENG AWARDS.

yup, you guessed it. i give awards to people throughout this entire post. get ready - you might get one.

*drum rolls*

for the HIGH TOLERANCE AWARD, i give it to CALVIN TAY!

as a witness, i feel proud to say that Calvin is indeed a true blue NCC boy who can sleep anywhere.

yes, when i say anywhere, i mean anywhere.

calvin slept outside the toilet on the last night!

beside a whole line of shoes!

apparently, calvin is either
1. suffering from a blocked nose
2.enjoys having aroma therapy treatment that is not very appealing to normal folks like us

i cannot understand how he slept outside the miserable toilet and so very close to smelly shoes that night. it is indeed amazing.

okay, the second prize i am going to give out is the I EAT ALL I CAN award.

it is given to none other than CELINE CHEN!

i think all friends of celine would agree that she is this weird freak who has the word 'instant noodles' in her head 24/7.

we go to Mac at 2pm.

"Aye, want to eat instant noodles?"

we watch MJ videos.

"Later want go eat instant noodles?"

we finish watching MJ videos.

"Instant noodles?"

after a barbeque.

"Midnight that time want go buy instant noodles?"

we go to the beach at like, 2am.

"Go cheers buy instant noodles with me leh."

we talk crap outside.

"Hungry then we go buy instant noodles hor."

we go to Mac at 3.45am.

"Lunch later you all want to eat instant noodles? i want leh."

we return from Mac to sleep in the chalet.

"Oh man, i still want my instant noodles."

after we wake up.

"instant noodles anyone?"

yes. i believe you might begin to understand the torment i have to go through.

LEE YING YING gets the next award - the ALWAYS ZI HIGH award.

ying is yet another weird freak who can zi high all she wants all the time. she can suddenly burst out singing some awful 5566 song in the middle of talking. she can start dancing her C'est Si Bon routine once she hears the song, even if she is at a very, VERY public place.

SIMON HENG, also known as my senior chef, gets the award for SINGAPORE'S NEXT TOP CAMERA MAN.

simply, its because he takes videos wherever he goes. he took a video of me playing some game with jonathan, then watches it himself, smiles his usual smile, let us watch it, and always comments that i look spastic.

yeah yeah, jonathan doesn't look spastic at all. haha.

then, he would take videos of chernyi, calvin, zihao and stanley gaying then let us watch it and gives us his stupid smile again.

LEON LIM and STANLEY SEOW gets the HEHE, I AM BRAVE award for sitting at the front with me to watch Rose Red.

watching Rose Red is not that scary, since i watched it before, but my dear friends make it really scary. this is what happens:

"ARH! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!"
-screams-
"OH MY GAWD!"
-screams-
"I DON'T WANT TO WATCH LIAO!"
-screams-
"OH MAN OH MAN!"
-screams-
"YANPENG, SWITCH IT OFF!"
-screams-
"NO NO NO!"
-screams-
"I WANNA PEE!"

okay, that last part was extra and made up by me. haha. entertainment purposes.

so, only leon and stanley were brave enough to sit through the whole movie without screaming and covering their faces. well, leon did but it was only for a brief moment.

the final awards are special THANK-YOU awards.

i present them to SIMON HENG, LEE YING YING, TOH CHERN YI AND SEOW SIEW HWEE.

thanks simon for giving me more space on the bed when i want to sleep.

i know i know, sleeping beside me is a torture.

thanks ying for taking the risk to taste the food i cooked.

thanks chernyi for giving me the entire blanket we were supposed to share between us and stanley and siew hwee.

thanks siew hwee for sleeping with me outside the chalet. MY BEST SLEEPING PARTNER!

LOL.

2006-05-27T23:44:00.000-07:00

i find this incident pretty amusing so i m sharing it with you guys.

the other day, i was having dinner with my family at this kopitiam and we were talking about holiday plans. that was when my bro suddenly said that he was to go back to his primary school to renovate it.

renovate the school?

i thought child labour was illegal in Singapore.

but anyway, the thing is, when he said the word 'renovate', the first image that popped up in my head was actually ABNNs with checkered shirts.

and it was at that time that the uncanny resemblance between my brother's and ABNNs' skin colour striked me. i am a strong believer that my brother was actually an ABNN in his past life.

"Renovate the school? What are you going to do? Paint the toilets?" i asked my bro. c'mon, what else can my brother do besides painting the toilets when it comes to renovating a school? he's a 9 year old kid!

"No," he said, shaking his head like a 90 year old sage, "I'm going to paint the classroom with my classmates."

OH. so that's what he is going to do, paint his classroom.

mystery solved. you can call me Nancy Goh Yan Peng Drew.

"That's not considered renovating the school," i pointed out. my brother chose to ignore me and continued talking about his big plans over what to do to make his classroom prettier.

well, at least he's got something constructive to think about.

the only thing in my head now is the probability of me burning the satays at the class chalet.

i think i won't burn them.

i think.

2006-05-26T06:34:00.000-07:00

okay, this is pretty lame but anyway, here is a sample of a conversation between me and stanley seow over the phone just now:

"Hello, yanpeng arh?"
"Yeah, stanley arh?"
"Ya, ey, you know what to write for the dance report or not?"
"Erm, write about the dance videos we saw lor."
"Write about what?"
"The dance lah."
"No, what about the dance?"
"The characteristics and stuff."
"What you write?"
"The compare and contrast between the Indian dance and the modern ballet."
"Oh, okay lor. Then we can write about any dance video issit?"
"NO! Only the dance videos Su Lao Shi showed us."
"Oh okay. Thanks."
-hangs up-

10 mins later:

"Yanpeng arh?"
"Yeah, what?"
"Don't tell me you don't know."
"HUh? Dunno what?
"Su Lao Shi's email."
"Haha, i don't know leh."
"Oh shit, help me go ask see who have his email."
"What help you? Today you made me carry those newspapers then never help me now you want me to help you?"
"Aiyah, please lah."
"Promise me something first. Say "I, Stanley Seow"
"I, Stanley Seow"
"Promise to help Goh Yan Peng when she needs help."
"Promise to help Goh Yan Peng askfh eihf."
"Say it properly lah you."
"Okay okay. Promise to help Goh Yan Peng when she hgqpos yueg."
"Hurry lah!"
"Promise to help Goh Yan Peng when she needs help."
"Including helping her carry newspapers."
-snorts- "Including helping her carry newspapers."
"Okay, I go sms celine then later i tell you his email."
"Okay, thanks."

Of course, i couldn't get Su Lao Shi's email cos no one has it so i have just smsed Stanley to tell him that.

But with inspiration from Celine, here are some possible email addresses for SLS:

1. ilovesimon@hotmail.com
2. anggun_rawks@hotmail.com
3. simon-is-flex@hotmail.com
4. xing-gan-mei-tui_lover@hotmail.com
5. lurbesimon_foreva@hotmail.com

yup, that's all that i wanna say.

2006-05-15T20:02:00.000-07:00

ooh la la. this is my 71st post.

surprise surprise.

anyway, i'm back here to raaaaaaaaaant about GUO MEI MEI.

okay, i do not mean the Guo Mei Mei we see on TV singing those cutesy songs that give you diabetes on certain occasions. i have absolutely nothing against her, mind.

i mean the Guo Mei Mei of RV.

yes, the one geography teacher that is, i suspect, the prettier version of a prototype of Yang Meh Meh. although she has a lower pitched voice than the original prototype, it still sounds like %$^#$&^@&^$ to me whenever she says anything.

thank god there are no more geography tests this term.

i swear, her voice is squeakier and higher pitched than any of the Southpark characters. and yes, her way of speaking is more unclear than our beloved Kenny's.

so basically, i hate her for her voice.

wait, there's more.

SHE'S A STUPID SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE OF THE GRANDEST KIND.

okay, maybe she's not that bad.

but anyway, she told ying to shut up when she got excited. [what kind of teacher does that?]

she is biased to the girls because she only answers the boys' questions.

she apparently, has a weird hobby of making us greet her 4 times a day.

she suffers from occasional amnesia.

she makes us stand in class and apparently thinks that standing and answering her dumb questions would help us learn more about agriculture.

she acts cute.

she is NOT cute.

she rolls her eyes all the time at us.

she is absolutely self-righteous.

bleah.

nope, she's an insult to the word bleah.

she's almost worse than BAL.

oh and by the way, celine is going to copy this post to her blog because, as i quote from her directly, she says. "Ha! i'm a genius!"

2006-05-07T04:14:00.000-07:00

oh crap.

it's official.

i am addicted to milo. cool, packeted, ever so yummy milo.

and it's all thanks to celine chen siling.

the thing is, i do not understand why i like milo so much to the extent that i have to drink milo at least twice a day. for some reason, drinking cold milo has recently promoted itself to become my newest hobby.

if i was allowed to choose watching southpark over drinking cold milo, i would choose milo.

if i was allowed to choose eating ying ying's all-time favourite chocolate tarts or to drink cold milo, i would choose milo.

if i was allowed to read The Pearl again or drink cold milo, i would choose milo. [DUH.]

okay, the point is, i am really addicted to milo.

and i have to find out why.

currently, i am talking on MSN Messenger with qiyuan. i asked her whether she liked cold milo.

she said yes.

i demanded an explaination to that.

I LIKE IT COS IT'S COLD.

yup, that was her reply.

the answer is quite pathetic judging it by content, and unfortunately, quite pathetic also judging it by its length.

i wanted another reason.

COS ITS MILO

-she pauses-

AND ITS COLD

what kind of ridiculous answer was that?

well, let's just give her credit for being honest.

but however, my question on why cold milo is so addictive is still unanswered.

anyone interested in telling me why cold milo is addictive can tag at my tagboard.

while i go get another packet of milo from the fridge.

2006-05-01T06:51:00.000-07:00

i just saw this korean movie 내 여자친구를 소개합니다 yuhui borrowed me today and there was this part of the movie which i had to share with you guys because it made so much sense to me.

right now, stop listening to any of your Southpark songs and turn on the saddest song you have on your Windows Media Player [and no, i don't mean Vitamin C's Graduation Friends Forever]and read the following:

Have you ever wondered why we link our pinkies when we promise each other something?

well, i know of a story that explains it all.

once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, there lived this beautiful princess who was nice, smart and well, single. so, all the princes and the entire male population who knew of her travelled to her castle to ask for her hand in marriage.

obviously, she didn't want to marry any of them.

she wanted true love.

but anyway, she had to get married and she wanted to because she was so sick of all the princes coming to her to propose.

so, she chose 5 of the best princes that came one particular day and told them to stand in a straight line.

the princess put her left hand behind her and walked towards the princes. she told them she pointed one of her fingers on her left hand and the prince who guessed the right finger which she pointed would marry her.

she was pointing her pinky.

the first four princes guessed wrongly so obviously, the last prince was right.

they hooked their pinkies and got married.

was it all just luck that the prince guessed the finger rite?

maybe he sneaked a peek at which finger the princess pointed?

perhaps it was all just a fluke.

but it was fate.

the prince and princess fell in love after they got married and they belonged together rightfully.

however, one day, the prince was called to fight in a war.

the princess protested. she didn't want her one love to die. she couldn't bear to face it if he did die. she just could not.

the prince had to go.

his country needed him.

but just as he left, he hooked his pinky with the princess.

it was a promise he didn't intend to break.

he promised her that he would return from the war.

he will.

but for days and weeks as the war went on, the prince did not return. not even after the war was over.

the princess didn't know what to do.

had her prince died?

if not, why hasn't he returned?

news spread that the princess was kinda single again, so all the princes around the world came to propose to her again.

the princess refused to see any of them at first. but it was so tiring to refuse them that she decided to let them propose, but in a special way.

the princess would point her pinky and see what the prince would do.

she told herself that if one of the princes actually hooked his pinky with hers, she will marry him.

days went by, none of the princes hooked their pinkies with the princess.

but one day, a beggar came to the castle. the princess let him in.

the beggar was covered with a hood and he looked filthy. really filthy.

however, the princess still held out her pinky, waiting to see what he will do.

the beggar hooked his pinky with hers.

a tear fell down the princess' cheek.

the beggar took off his hood.

he was the prince.

the princess cried and hugged her loved one. he had returned.

but that was not the end, the prince had to leave.

he had died and it was only his soul which had returned to the princess.

he did promise her that he will return, dead or alive.

he loved her too much to break that promise.

so this is to everyone reading this, if you do promise someone something, keep it.

don't make them wait in vain for nothing at all.

2006-04-25T06:08:00.000-07:00

INSTRUCTIONS.
1. the tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of his/her perfect lover.
2. mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment at their blog.
4.if you are tagged the 2nd time, there's no need to do this AGAIN.5.
the most important rule : HAVE FUN DOING IT.

okay.

ying and celine have saboed me into doing this. so, here goes -

8 different points of my perfect lover:

1. NO FLIRTS ALLOWED!

yup. if you're a flirt, get away from me. if there is one thing in the world i cannot stand, it's flirts. if you can't stay in one relationship, be in 20 miles radius away from me before i kick your freakin ass.

2. YOU NEED TO QUARREL WITH ME

yes, i know this sounds odd, but if i can choose a perfect boyfriend, i need him to quarrel with me over stupid things just for the sake of fun. it's not interesting to have a boyfriend who is all sweet and fluffy and gives you diabetes. i need a half-brat for a boyfriend.

3. DON"T MAKE ME JEALOUS

i am a really jealous person and i get jealous really easily. so don't do anything that makes me jealous. hanging out with your gal friends is okay, but don't spend more time with them then you do with me.

4. DON"T TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS

nah-uh. don't do everything for me. don't help me when i don't need it. i can handle my own stuff. if i really need your help, i'll tell you.

5. BE MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON

i get emotional. you have to be there for me and i'll be eternally grateful.

6. DON'T KEEP ANYTHING FROM ME

don't lie to me. don't try to cover up things from me. tell me everything i need to know because it means you trust me.

7. DON'T 'CLING' ONTO ME

don't take away all my privacy away from me. i'll give you like, 70% of all my time. but the others are reserved for something else.

8. LET ME BE THERE FOR YOU

:)

all right. i dunno who to saboe so i shan't saboe anyone since the entire population of my friends have already done this thing.

end of story.

2006-04-25T05:06:00.000-07:00

i love walking.

everyone loves walking isn't it? especially during the early mornings when the sky is still dark and the air seems so nice and fresh and stuff. the best part is, you get to be alone all the time!

but since a year ago, everything changed.

aunties have conquered my quiet territory.

every morning, when i go to the MRT station, i have to pass by a huge group of aunties going for their morning walks.

the funny thing is, they walk with their arms arched by the side, their butts shaking at a violently confusing speed behind them.

why, in earth's name, do they do that?

it doesn't make sense.

apparently, my mom has recently joined in the 'i walk auntie-style early in the morning when no one is really watching' unauthorised fan club. so, i asked her why she walked like that this morning when she walked to the MRT station with me.

"Exercise," she answered, ever famous when it comes to giving one-liner answers.

Exercise?

walking at extremely quick speed while shaking your ass is classified under exercise?

"Why don't you walk with your legs up at 90 degrees? Like how people march? That's exercise," i suggested.

"You want me to do that in public?!" my Mom asked in astonishment as she stopped walking auntie-style because we were getting close to the Bukit Batok MRT Station.

apparently, walking with your butt shaking behind you like nobody's business is something that is accepted in our modern society as exercise while marching in public is considered embarrasing.

i can't believe it.

2006-04-23T06:11:00.000-07:00

new blogskin.

rejoice.

i like it.

2006-04-16T02:53:00.000-07:00

obsessions.

everyone has them. i have them, you have them, my principal has them, and so does the most boring people in life.

but why do some people have obsessions over SLIPPERS?

yes, slippers. not shoes. slippers.

S-L-I-P-P-E-R-S.

aren't slippers the flip-flop thingys that we wear when we go out for a walk on the beach or when we go to the kopitiam nearby for dinner?

you don't wear boots to a kopitiam do you?

so anyway, why do some people spend so much money on a pair of slippers? it's like, i feel that forking out over $15 for a pair of slippers is waaaaay over anyone's budget.

hello? they're slippers.

you can't wear them to a wedding. you can't wear them to a school function. you can't wear them when you go to the esplanade to watch a concert.

so basically, you only wear them when you're like, within 10km radius of your own house, at a place where there are no dress codes and stuff.

therefore,

WHY SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON THEM?

can't you just spend the extra money you have to buy toilet paper or something? at least, toilet paper is something you cannot live without.

why are there some odd people in the world who spends a bomb on slippers they can't even wear to a proper restaurant for dim sum in the morning?

why are there people who would want to custom-make their slippers so that there are like, diamonds engraved on it?

aren't slippers one of those simple things in life that equal milo?

but speaking of which, milo is getting more expensive.

2006-04-12T06:09:00.000-07:00

woo hoo. i have decided to blog again after like, 15687421564247 days of not doing so.

currently, nothing much is going on in RV and nothing very much interesting is going on in my life anyway. i sudddenly realised the important role BAL plays in my life. without him, there is nothing much to laugh about in school anymore.

everyone whom i know in RV has definitely heard me rant about BAL for at least once by the way.

so right now, celine and i are having a very interesting conversation on MSN about moths.

most of my friends/celine lovers/nigel lim wannebes know that celine is absolutely terrified of moths. absoutely. no kidding.

a tiny little hint of a moth flying in one mile radius will send her jumping around hysterically, screaming and desperately trying to hide somewhere from the somewhat fearsome moth.

currently, we are discussing what moths are actually called in mandarin. to be honest, i have absolutely no idea. my suggestion? 黑蝴蝶.

celine disagreed for some reason, insisting that there are such things called black butterflies. honestly, how many of you out there have seen black butterflies? aren't all black flying thingys with huge wings moths?

aren't all black butterfly look-alikes moths?

i will go google 黑蝴蝶 later.

2006-03-22T04:16:00.000-08:00

i find that my life is getting odder n more boring.

i find that i am facing the same, old teachers practically everyday. i seem to be taking the exact same lessons everyday, and the only difference between lessons is what is taught, and how you survived the entire lesson without meeting Zhou Gong.

for those ppl who do not know who Zhou Gong is, go knock ureself on the head.

anyway, i find that everything seems so boring. and tiring. its like, whenever you finally have some free time to do sth at home, ure way too tired to do so. either way, it might also be because teachers have bombarded you with huge amount of homework like you're Adolf Hitler and they're the British Army.

sad.

so basically, you have to waste a perfectly wonderful day away on our splendid homework and with our ever-loving teachers.

its completely insane to know that the happy moments i have in a typical day of mine is based on laughing at absolutely nth at all and bullying justice alice tan toh chern yi into giving me his strepsils.

haha. okay, i confess i still have loads of fun and source sof entertainment in skool but still,

SCHOOL LIFE IS GETTING BORING.

the end.

2006-03-20T19:34:00.000-08:00

o gawd. dis is SO boring.

i m once again, stuck in computer class with nothing to do while my chicken little of a teacher walks around desperately trying to teach other people in my class how to do some stupid flash thingy.

honestly, wad is the use of us learning flash?

n once again, celine is stuck with the flash things cos she dun geddit n i can't help her bcos i dun geddit either. all i do is do wad chicken little says.

let's talk bout something more interesting.

NANCY DREW COMPUTER GAMES!

woo-hoo. i love it man.

NANCY DREW : THE CURSE OF BLACKMOOR MANOR.

woo-hoo.

so fun.

qiyuan doesn't dare to play it alone. in broad daylight. in her perfectly normal computer room. neither does celine dare to do so, although she's still braver den our beloved quek.

*tsk tsk*

i, on the other hand, play it at night alone. not in broad daylight. in my perfectly normal computer room. with a little occassional help frm my brother.

hehe.

go play it if u can. u'll love it!

unless ure name happens to be nigel/ethel/loulou.

MUAHAHAHA.

btw, flash absolutely hates celine.

2006-03-12T20:50:00.000-08:00

oh gosh. class outing was so fun, i tell ya.

btw, i have given up on the speaking good english thingy. i find it very tiring, is it not?

anyway, i think i will have to take, like, 10837465 minutes to finish typing out everything that happened yesterday. so, i am gonna cut short on a lot of things and just recount the main highlights of the day.

okay, the following events are ranked by how funny it is, so enjoy:

1. chernyi didn't get raped.

well, this must be one of the funniest things that i have had the honour to witness. so, here's what happened. me, ying, xueqiang, chernyi, fenghan, ayesha n zhongrui [gosh i dunno how to spell his name] had a couple of turns on the solo slides, n we wanted to do something together.

the solution?

ULAR LAR!

for those people who hav never been to wild wild wet, Ular Lar is in fact, a massive slide that can be taken all at once with 6 people.

notice this: 6 PEOPLE.

remember, me + ying + xueqiang + chernyi + fenghan + ayesha + zhongrui = 7 people.

uh oh. crisis.

well, but being the headstrong people all of us were, we insisted that we shall all pursuade/plead/swear at the guard in charge of Ular Lar to let the 7 of us take the ride together. after all, zhongrui is teeny. we can squeeze.

*15 mins later*

we were all still waiting for our turn to take the ride. it was cold, the wind was blowing hard and we were bored. naturally all of us became a little insane. xueqiang was the first one to break down. followed by me n chernyi. we were all acting stupid up there.

[the following conversation is translated from chinese to english by yanpeng]

xq: ey yanpeng, look behind chernyi.

me: *turns around and sees some angmoh girls around out age in bikinis*

-pauses-

xq n me: *MUAHAHAHAHA*

me: ey chernyi, look behind you. chio bus arh.

chernyi: *blushes a bit* i know.

me: *smirks* do u know that there are seven of us, and that if the guard doesn't allow all of us to go at once, u will be left out?

chernyi: *shocked* why me?

me: ure the last one what.

btw, dis was our queueing position:

angmoh chicks - chernyi - me - ying - xueqiang - zhongrui - fenghan - ayesha

chernyi: wah lao ey.

me: *evil cackles*

chernyi: u noe how i was complaining how cold it was juz now? it's damn hot here.

me: *raise eyebrows* y dun u move back more, den it'll be even hotter.

chernyi: *horny look* i was thinking of dat as well.

me: .... *thinks of dis song : It's getting hot in here. so take of all your clothes! WOO!*

so anyway, i was still talking to chernyi about the hot chicks behind him until it was finally our turn. the guard said dat only 6 people were allowed.

uh oh.

so, by natural instinct, all of us jumped into the big float as if BAL was running behind us with a chopper. all except for chernyi.

guys are all horny.

so obviously, we pangseh him. the expression on his face was priceless man, he looked like he was going to murder us once he has the chance to. guiltily, we tried to plead with the guard to let chernyi join us.

no use.

so, we went down the slide happily, with us grinning and waving like mad idiots at chernyi.

the ride was fun.

and all of us waited in the pool for chernyi to come down with the chicks.

i was hoping that dey might have raped him or sth.

but, i had the shock of my life when i saw that chernyi actually took the slide with some other people innocently.

bleah.

chernyi's not hot enough.

2. qiyuan is suaku.

yes, dis is the second n final thing i wanted to talk about bcos i simply have to register my astonishment that qiyuan actually did not bring her swimming costume along to wild wild wet.

how very silly it is.

quek arh quek.

*shakes head*

2006-03-11T01:57:00.000-08:00

i would like to register the fact to every gentleman and lady reading my blog that i have completely fallen in love with Pride & Prejudice. yes, ever since a few days ago when i saw the movie, i was so bewitched by it that i had to buy its book and i am now reading the book itself.

i must inform you that it was a most delighting read of course, far better than The Pearl or MacBeth, i dare say. and because of this, i have decided to speak and write in proper english from now on. it is a good idea, is it not?

i would also like to spread the message that Pride & Prejudice is really one of the greatest love stories of our time, am i not correct? it is honestly, a good choice for a high school literature text, far exceeding the likes of Animal Farm and obviously, the ever boring The Pearl.

i would love to be able to introduce this wonderful book to BAL, but i am afraid he might not accept it for it is too civil and it has in fact, a happy ending, does it not? well, another reason to why he might not accept it is because Pride & Prejudice has beautiful and kind people in them, and BAL might die of jealousy, will he not?

i do not think anyone in their right state of mind would disagree with me, i dare say, for BAL is as uncivil as a person who has too much pride when in fact, there is nothing he should be proud about.

i would like to end my entry right here, for that is all that i have to say. please buy the movie DVD and book, it is really a stimulating watch and read, and you would be in tears after finishing it.

i would now like to end with this statement:

Sometimes, the one person on earth you do not want to live with, might be the one you cannot live without.

2006-03-09T00:33:00.000-08:00

yea.

cross country is over.

n i had so much fun! woo-hoo.

at first i was afraid dat i might faint or vomit or sth in the midst of the race. basically bcos i ate pizza at pasta mania with ying, celine n quek b4 the race. n we were talking about how stinky the whole place will b if we did throw up.

thank god we didn't.

anyway, we waited for a good whole one hour b4 the race even started. n when it did, we didn't run. haha. we, meaning me, cel, ying n quek, walked the WHOLE cross country race. we ran like, 0.4km n walked the rest of the 2.8km journey.

it was very entertaining okay.

we saw monkeys, [to celine's horror] moths, trees, a nice lake thingy n blah blah blah. n we were crapping all along the whole journey. we were discussing about how dangerous it was for Justice Toh to run alone in MacRitchie cos he might get raped by ABNNs, about waiting at the finish line for BAL to cross it.

o n btw, we did see him finish the race okay.

i thought he backed out at the last minute, but no lah.

dats SO SAD.

anyway, he was running with his super short shorts n the expression on his face was like the following things:

1. i won the war! i won the war!
2. i got attacked by the monkeys, don't talk about it no more.
3. my ass got stuck in the tree!
4. get AWAY frm me!!!!!

it was the most like option 1 btw. he looked like he had juz fought a world war dat lasted 10094856348 years in a galaxy 48752605066 miles away.

n the most ER XIN thing was dat when the teachers announced dat he was the fourth male teacher to reach the finish line, he pushed his way to the front to get his throphy. n den, when he got the throphy, he muz do dat "people, i did dis for u. it's not my victory, it's our victory" hand pose.

i shld hav taken a pic of him doing it.

*sighs*

no no no.

i shld hav taken a video of him doing it.

*double sighs*

honestly, y is he acting like he juz killed the alien maritian dat invaded earth n dat he juz saved all mankind on earth or sth? he juz got 4th in a cross country race. n most likely, dere r only like, 8 teachers participating or sth.

BAL honestly needs to keep his humility in check.

2006-03-06T19:13:00.000-08:00

oh yea yea.

i m in the computer lab now n i actually UNDERSTAND wat our teacher is saying!

*appreciative gasps frm the audience*

so fun.

xueqiang taught me how to command circles [or squares, or for celine, nigel lim pics] move up n down n left n right.

SO FUN.

but i hav a confession to make.

i actually feel guilty dat i m using the com to blog while my dear lil' teacher is working her ass off to help us understand. i m a very bad student rite?

but not really though, cos everyone's DOING IT BABEX!

i noe i sound mad but, pardon me. i m juz bored out of my wits.

2006-02-28T03:31:00.000-08:00

i find dat dere r a lot of liars around me.

i mean, i lie too sometimes. but lying all the time makes u an asshole n it becomes a habit. a bad one at dat.

c'mon, if u dare to not do ure homework, admit it. a lot of ppl say dat stanley's really mean blah blah blah. yea, he is terrible sometimes, but at least he's one honest brat.

hav u eva seen him not owning up to things he did?

if u forgot to do ure homework once, or twice, u might juz lie bout it n say dat u forgot to bring ure homework. i guess dats pretty much okay. but, if u keep not doing ure homework n continue lying, u need to check in on ure conscious.

r u sure dat u wanna lie like dis all the time?

dun u even feel guilty?

2006-02-24T18:18:00.000-08:00

muahahaha.

dis is a new game i invented a long time ago, when i was innocently sitting in front of the computer screen with absolutely nth to do.

therefore, i shall share it with u todae. dis game is called LOL.

yup, its simply named Laugh Out Loud.

u will see why in a moment.

first of all, let's start with the instructions of the game. its simple, juz log on to yahoo, or google or msn.

den, press IMAGES on the search toolbar.

after dat, enter the name of ureself or a friend.

....

all right, now most of u would be doing one of the following things:

1."wah lao ey, wat kinda game is dis?"
2."wat a waste of time."
3."KANASAI LAH, GOH YAN PENG!"
4.*rolls eyes*

but wait.

its the results of dis game dat is very, very funny.

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING PICTURES ARE NOT TO BE VIEWED IF URE MOUTH OR BUTT IS FILLED WITH WATEVA.

i yahoo-ed my name n:

i think i'm chioer den dat ba.

but dats not all. try yahoo-ing ying ying's name:

ying ying, u r a transsexual! why didn't u tell us? i feel SO cheated.

n dis proves dat u shld give ureself a angmoh name:

dis is celine:

n dis is chloe:

c the difference with the pics of ppl who do not hav a christian name?

urgh.

wait.

dere's more:

qiyuan, wat the hell happened to u? were u on the way to a costume party?

btw, dats an awful costume.

n dis is stanley when he was young n innocent:

kawaii neh.

n finally:

dis is zeming:

whoa.

shocker dere.

zeming's actually J Alexander's cousin.

good gracious.

2006-02-20T04:09:00.000-08:00

below r a few letters in which i would like to send to some of my friends and one particular family member. pls enjoy:

firstly, dis is for chernyi n xueqiang:

Dear Chernyi n xueqiang,

i suppose u all shld noe wat my letter to u would b about. i only hav a few words of phrases for u:

STOP WALKING IN A LINE WITH LEON LIM BCOS IT MAKES THE 3 OF U LOOK GAY.

yes. i finally got dat off my heart.

i shld hav written dis letter to leon too, but since i dun noe him, u two shld pass the message.

i noe i sound hysterical, but its not juz me who thinks dat the 3 of u look v.gay indeed if u were found walking together in a role, chatting with happy smiles on ure faces.

yes, i m quite sure u dun think u look gay. but u hav to trust me, n celine, ying, weewee, chloe, qiyuan, huishan ++

pls kindly smile less when the 3 of u r together bcos for some odd reason, u guys look gay together when u grin happily.

n chernyi, u look especially gay when ure with leon.

ni men hen pei.

hehe.

Dear Celine,

i understand dat one of ure only fears in life is Ye Nai Tian, n moths of cos. if u remembered, i did tell u dat the biggest moth in the world is 30cm long, but dats not exactly accurate.

the following description shld allow u to fully understand how the biggest moth in the world is like:

*Er hem* The Atlas moth is the largest moth in the world. It has the largest wing surface area and a wingspan of 30cm. The Atlas moth does all its eating when it was a larva. As a moth, it cannot eat because it has no mouth.

It is found in the jungles of Asia, particularly Indonesia, Sri Lanka and Malaysia. Btw, this moth is so big dat it is often mistaken for a bird when it flies. Whoa.

My advice, pls apply more BANANA BOAT when u go to Malaysia. it might juz ward off moths.

N if u want some pics of the Atlas moth, pls tell me. i'll send them to u.

Dear Ying Ying,

i m v.sorry. i hav to admit this: 5566 is not gay. yes, i hav been deep in thought all this while n i hav to admit to the fact dat there is after all, only one gay in 5566, Tony Sun.

the rest of 5566 shld b straight.

i think.

Dear Daddy,

why the heck r u watching Campus Superstar? omg, i feel so old when i found u watching dat show juz now. is it nice?

i can't believe u noe the contestants' names when all i noe about them is dat one guy looks like LIM ZEMING [according to my bro].

oh my, i feel like a 50 year old granny now. its like, i watch desperate housewives n u watch campus superstar.

no no no.

dis needs to stop. u hav to watch desperate housewives too.

n i will continue watching Spongebob Squarepants.

n desperate houseewives of cos.

Yours Truly,
yanpeng

2006-02-18T22:59:00.001-08:00

okay, i officially do not understand wat the hell is going on in choir rite now.

wat choir politics? i dun c ppl acting a lot nicer now since elections r coming up. i dun c seniors being espeically nice to juniors rite now bcos dey want a vote in elections. i think the ppl in choir r good n nice to ppl bcos dat's their true nature.

i juz dun geddit. y r all of u making it sound so complicated?

it's juz ELECTIONS for god's sake! [sorry God]

who cares if u dun get elected as president or section leader or wateva other shit? the ppl whom i think shld b elected for important posts r not complaining, so y is everyone else so uptight about it?

not getting voted as president won't kill u.

or mayb i juz dun understand the entire situation at all.

X(

2006-02-15T04:02:00.000-08:00

CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE WHO CURRENTLY HAVE THEIR MOUTHS FULL.

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING CONTENT MIGHT BE FALSE.

[yanpeng's top 3 list of things learnt frm 2005 to 2006 in RV]

1. the nigel lim effect.

friends of me n celine would most likely noe who nigel lim is and wat his relationship with celine is like. it all began with the dance camp last year during june, when celine n nigel first noticed each other under weird circumstances.

anyway, since den, the only thing on celine's mind is nigel lim. n i was wondering to myself how nigel lim [ah bok] is n looked like. i mean, he made celine n vincent fall head over heels in love with him after all.

so, dis is my imaginary version of nigel lim:

so shuai rite? at least dat was wat i thought.

so one fine day, after a lot of begging to celine to show me how nigel lim looked like, she finally pointed him out among a huge group of bois playing basketball. i caught sight of his back view.

3 words - SO DAMN SHUAI.

he looked like those cool basketball ppl who r really, really nice.

"Shaui meh?" Celine asked, raising both her eyebrows. i nod enthusiastically. juz den, nigel lim had to turn around, and -

definitely not edison chen.

lesson learnt: never judge a person by his back view. never.

2. the incredible Melf-Makeover miracle

take a look at dis guy:

okay, he looks pretty much normal rite? if u had to rate him, u wld hav given him at least 2 n a half stars out of five rite?

alright, now, take a look at dis:

they're the SAME person.

whoa. congrats, melf. girls, if u wanna slim down, consult dis guy.

3. the ying-gay syndrome

take a look at the following pics:

they're ying ying's fav ppl in the world. the common thing about them? they're all gay.

all my frenz out dere, i appeal to u, never trust ying ying's taste.

please. u hav juz got to believe me.

2006-02-14T04:05:00.000-08:00

yea!

it's Valentine's Day!

SO FUN!

i m very, very, very, very sori dat i didn't buy prezzies for any of u. really sori! but anyway, i wanna thank the following ppl who gave me Valentine PREZZIES!

JIAMIN: I LUUURRRVEEE your flower! Thanks!!

SHIXIAN: Yea! Ferrero Rochers rock!

CHING XIN: More chocolate-y stuff. woo-hoo.

ERJIE: Kit-Kat is nice.

RACHEL: I LOVE [HERSHEY!!!!!!!!] KISSES!

CHERN YI: you shi ciao ke li. but i still like lah. n thanks for letting us 'coop' ure POOH biscuits. hehe.

QIYUAN: U muz hav spent a lot of time on the heart hor. Hehe, love it.

LUOHUI: Kamsiah for the lollipop. hen hao chi.

EUNICE: SWEETS WORZXZX.

SIYING[?!]: Thanks for the sweets. i haven't given out all of them to the class yet. HAHA.

AARON: U WOKE ME UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING!

hoho.

2006-02-10T22:17:00.000-08:00

urgh.

its official. i hate my dad's collegues.

yesterday, my dad's boss had dis house party, so we travelled all the way to CHANGI to his hse for dinner. CHANGI. imagine dat. i was sitting in the car till my butt ached. but i m grateful i didn't hav to take an MRT dere.

once i reached my dad's boss' GORGEOUS home, i went exploring. it was very nice leh. it looked like it was a house straight out frm Wisteria Lane in Desperate Housewives. but nicer though.

but the problem is, my dad's collegues r either too passionate over their guests[his boss' wife] or tell jokes dat r very NOT SO FUNNY[the rest of the guests]. but at least i cld talk to my bro, who was my only source of a lil' teeny bit of entertainment. my mom n dad were busy talking to everyone else.

once again, i muz say dat i m not a people's person.

so all i did was sms aaron, talk to my bro, eat satay, play with the very CUTE baby boy[called Justin] whom was some guy named Steven Kok's son. the baby was damn kawaii okay.

but, my worst fear was yet to be realised.

no, BAL did not appear out of nowhere saying, "Hey GIRLS!".

no, Ms Ek didn't walk into the hse suddenly n talk about rainbows.

no, Miz J. Alexander didn't catwalk in wearing flippers n a bright green scarf.

it was DANIEL.

okay, i noe a lot of u out dere muz b thinking, "yanpeng, u siao arh? who the hell is daniel?"

let me explain.

daniel is my dad's collegue[duh.], but he's the ultimate idiot of the universe.

the first thing he did when he walked in was to introduce his family, n he did not waste time in telling us how wonderfully clever his daughter was.

KANASAI LAH U FAT ASS.[he is fat btw] URE DAUGHTER ONLI P6, HAVEN"T EVEN TOOK THE PSLE N U DARE TELL EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD DAT SHE IS CLEVER. HA.

i tell u, i hate those parents who go:

1."my child very kiang leh."
2."omg, like, my child is so clever. i bet he'll/she'll b the top student in singapore when he/she takes PSLE."
3."raffles/nanyang/hwachong, here my child comes!"

90% of parents who say the above things will b very disappointed bcos their children will normally do only average for their exams. definitely not raffles/nanyang/hwachong material.

please lah, if ure child has not taken a major national exam, dun tell me dat he/she is very clever, DANIEL.

2006-02-07T08:07:00.000-08:00

happiness. its such a simple word dat is so vague in meaning, but its effects on ppl n everything else around them is so great u won't believe it.

happiness comes in all forms. mayb u feel happy bcos u won lottery, perhaps u did SO well for the exams, or bcos ure parents r gonna get u dat PSP u eyed for 4 so long.

or in chloe's case, u get to meet JOSHUA ANG.

haha.

anyway, happiness oso comes in smaller forms. u might feel happy if the traffic light turned into a green man once u reached it, perhaps its bcos u cld finally go watch some movie u wanted to, or bcos dere was no homework for the day.

or in ying ying's case, u get to hear a 5566 song on the radio b4 u reach skool.

so dere, its absolutely simple to feel happy n b happy.

but den again, y r so many ppl doing things dey dun like, with ppl dey dun really want to b with, to be happy, which will NOT work.

if popularity is wat u want n all u eva wanted is for everyone to like u n bcos of dis u hang around with the ppl who could make u popular, n therefore neglect ure old, true frenz, i think u r a TOTAL MISERABLE WART.

so wat if ure popular now? u won't b happy although u think u r. if u act like someone ure not, dis whole 'i need to b popular' plan will b ruined. who cares about popularity? who cares about wat others think of u, ureself?

i don't.

n i'm happy bcos i m true to myself.

2006-02-03T21:19:00.000-08:00

i find dat i m alwaes blogging about stuff dat either make ppl laugh, or make me scream in frustration. dis entry's gonna make u laugh. hopefully.

[FEAR FACTOR - 7 TING TING ASSHOLES' VERSION]

let the host b u ureself.

disclaimer: all the facts stated below might be false, xcept for wat yanpeng[which is me. duh.] said.

begin:

u [u're the host, remember?] : all right ppl, todae for our fear factor special, we've got 7 best frenz to compete against each other for the winning title, n not to mention, $50,000. in fact, let's welcome them out now!

[all 7 ting tings walk out, waving like 7 siao ginnas]

u: okay, can all of u do a simple self intro of ureself to the audience?

chloe: me me me! i start first!

u: [raise eyebrows over her self-enthusiasm] okay.

chloe: [grins] hi everyone! i'm chloe fong -

BAL: MENG CHING!

[everyone turns to him in horror. his butt size has once again, expanded to its usual size.]

yanpeng: wat r u doing here for?

BAL: o, i m one of the obstacles u noe. HAHA. [starts laughing at nothing in particular]

everyone: [stares at him in transfixed horror]

u: erm, chloe, continue please.

chloe: o, okay. firstly, i hav to tell u my main aim of coming to dis fear factor special. my main aim is to [pauses] LET JOSHUA ANG NOE DAT I EXIST N TO GET HIM TO NOE ME! [starts blabbering] u noe, joshua ang is so shuai. OMG! like, he's really shuai. arh, JOSHUA ANG IS SO SHUAI!

u: next, next.

[qiyuan steps up]

qiyuan: [smiles sheepishly juz like *er hem* YUE HAN] hey. i m qiyuan, more commonly known as quek. i m the shortest among the ting tings although my eyes r the BIGGEST. [enlarges eyes]

[camera man does a close-up of qiyuan's eye]

u: dats interesting. next.

ying ying: [does her eva famous 'vote for me as president pose'] hi hi! i m lee ying ying, number one 5566 fan in the entire universe. omg, XIEZHI IS SO SHUAI! i can look at his photos for the entire dae and neva get tired of them. so SHUAI.

chloe: joshua ang more shuai okay.

ying ying: [ignores her with a snort]

u: *ting tings r barking mad* next pls.

celine: [does a hu li jing pose] ni hao, wo shi celine chen. i hav a few husbands btw. dey r: Edison Chen, Wallace Huo, Rain n none other den NIGEL LIM. nigel is so cute. [sighs dreamily] oh ya, do u want to noe about wat happened at dance camp?

u: no thanks. next.

siew hwee: [waves] hello. i m siew hwee, or weewee. i like junyang n LOVES EMINEM. so cool. my fav words r 'fag' n 'asshole'. i came up with 'act kewt dae' with qiyuan. n i hate BAL. he's a bloody *toot* *toot* faggard she-female *toot* his *toot*, dat *toot**toot**toot*!

u: all right, next.

huishan: HI! i m horny huishan. i m the most horny ting ting n i love eminem's cover sleeve. did u see dat one with the woman's [starts laughing like a maniac]

u: [looks at her in horror] next.

yanpeng: [waves like J Alexander] hi girls, n bois. i m yanpeng n i can totally act like J Alexander. he's hair, OMG! so COOL. i totally love it. btw, i DO NOT LIKE JJ WONG. thank u.

u: okay, now you've met the *raving mad* ting tings. let's start with the competition.

[part 2 will be out]

2006-01-26T03:56:00.000-08:00

[to a friend] :

dis is an advice i offer u n i hope u will take it. she doesn't like u, give her up. its not juz me who thinks dis way, n its not juz me who thinks dat she is simply making use of u to do stuff for her. dere will be no happy ending to ure relationship with her. it will only hurt u more den u think it will, n by den, no one will b dere for u.

she might seem to be the one for u rite now. u might b absolutely crazy over her rite now, but u will regret it one day if she told u to get out of her life. u will find dat girl for u one dae, but i dun think she is the one. trust me.

[to dat girl] :

dun do dis to him. he likes u too much to give up on u unless u r the one who told him ure true feelings. b true to ureself, b true to him. n the world would hav been a much happier place.

2006-01-20T04:12:00.000-08:00

urgh.

i dunno wat to blog about.

my life is getting ridiculously normal. more normal den usual anyway.

okay, so i m now gonna blog about sth very lame.

i m going to write about ying and zeming's wedding dinner![c'mon, u dun expect meto write about vincent n (nigel) lim ah bok's wedding, rite?]

*drum rolls*

me n quek: da jia wan shang hao!

quek: todae, we will be witnessing one of the greatest weddings eva to take place to any person frm 2I'06.

me: indeed, dis wedding is even greater den vincent n nigel's!

quek: the two ppl celebrating their marraige with u todae hav known each other for a very long time.

me: [nods] dey hav gone through a lot together. the occasional, third party, the rumours about ying ying being in love with our math teacher, Mr Loke, n the fact dat zeming might be having a gay scandal with stanley n yuhong.

quek: so, for them to be together now is a great acheivement n we wld liketo honour them for dat.

me: we honour ying ying for being able to still fancy zeming even afterwe insisted dat he is actually, in love with stanley!

quek: we oso honour zeming for being able to let ying ying fall for him.

me: for no reason at all.

quek: [nods] n now, let's welcome the bride n groom!

me n quek: [stands at corner]

*loud 5566 music more suitable for chinese new year instead of weddings start playing*

[celine jumps out of nowhere n starts leaping around with a red scarf. she is apparently doing a chinese dance.]

[chloe comes out with a guitar n wee wee comes out with a piano, all weird 5566 music stops n their faces r screwed up in concentration. dey play a chord, n den an entire song,by 5566 of cos.]

[the doors open n dried ice escapes frm it, suffocating BAL, who cld not take in enough oxygen for his ass.]

[ying ying n zeming comes into view. ying is doing her 'vote for me as president' pose again, zeming looks sheepy, with a humongous pink n purple handkerchief sticking out of his pocket.]

me n quek: [comes into view again]

quek: n may i present to you, ying ying n ze -

*POOOOOOOT*

me: sori, i farted.

quek: [gives me a disgusted look]

quek: [clears throat] n once again, may i present to u, ying ying n zeming.

*thunderous applause, mostly casued by nigel lim, who was staring at celine,who was still dancing around. vincent looks furious.*

[ying waves around as if she did get voted as president n zeming looks happy.]

me: let's welcome the bride n groom on stage to cut the wedding cake!

*wee n chloe starts playing wedding reception music*

[ying n zeming got onto stage, taking a knife, n cutting their HUGE wedding cake.]

me: [starts crying out of happiness]

quek: n dat, was the cut of the cake.

me: n the end of the wedding.

HAHA.

damn lame rite?

can't think of anything funny to end it with anyway.

HAHA.

2006-01-15T06:12:00.000-08:00

yo.

i haven't been bloggin for a long time haven't i? sori bout dat, i hav been unusually busy nowadays with RV's 50th anniversary concert. but hey, it's finally OVER!

woo-hoo. rejoice.

okay, all i hav to say bout it is dat its really fun. n dat i love zhiyingn luohui more den i think i do. lol.

anyway, now i m going to blog about sth dat i wanna complain about. no, its not about how fat a few pineapple tarts can do to u, its about the mrt.

n no, i m not gonna tok bout how crowded it is in the morning. its juz about sth i witnessed dis morning while heading to skool.

scenario:

i was trying to look as fierce as possible while i was on the train going to Commonwealth. btw, dis is my defination of fierce:

1.looking bushuang
2.standing with ure feet wide apart
3.crossing ure arms in a bored way
4.wearing ankle-length socks
5.a butt smaller den BAL's

okay, so we reached Clementi. den, dere was a whole group of old ppl boarding the train. n dere was a whole load of working adults boarding it too.

the prob is, all the adults snatched the seats first.

yup, it was absolutely disgusting to watch.

dis adults r like, so god-damn selfish man. can't dey juz stand n let the elderly sit down?

does it make them feel good to see some lao aunties and lao uncles who r bo-gay n white-haired struggle to keep their balance? i mean, c'mon, wat if dey fall?

i juz felt so pissed off with dat. ppl r getting SO selfish these days.

its totally terrible to c some ppl in their 20s or 30s sitting on the train, listening to their i-Pods n reading their newspapers, while ppl in their 50s or 60s try to hold on to the handrails n prevend themselves frm falling.

x(

2006-01-01T00:10:00.000-08:00

The Second Interview with yanpeng.

the new year prezzie to u guys.

cheers.

me: [widen eyes] u called 4 a second interview?

interviewer: its due to popular demand, or i wouldn't hav bothered 2 keep in touch.

me: [rolls eyes] same here. let's juz get dis over with.

interviewer: fine. all rite, dis interview will focus on random stuff aboutu. so the questions r not inter-related.

me: [takes a sip of coffee] i highly doubt dat.

interviewer: [glares] firstly, wat is ure new year resolution?

me: erm..i dunno. excel in studies n cca. be a more responsible person. try not to b so lazy, stuff like dat.

interviewer: u sound like an ordinarily lazy person.

me: duh. wat do u expect me to be like? Ms Popularity of the Universe?

interviewer: [smirks] u r not Ms Popularity of the Universe material.

me: obviously not. i can't make frenz with ppl like u.

interviewer: [glares]

me: [smiles innocently]

interviewer: second question, any movies u want to catch recently?

me: ooh..loads. Elizabethtown, The Family Stone, Memoirs of a Geisha.

interviewer: Elizabethtown?!

me: wats wrong with Elizabethtown?

interviewer: isn't dat the movie Orlando Bloom is in?

me: yes. so?

interviewer: i dun like Orlando Bloom.

me: [snorts] juz wat hav u got against Orlando Bloom? juz bcoz he's richer, more popular n a million times hotter den u doesn't mean u muz hate him.

interviewer: i juz dun like him.

me: alrite, den now let me ask u a question.

interviewer: wat?

me: do u like Orlando Bloom or BAL?

interviewer: [without hesitation] BAL!

me: [burst out laughing] HAHAHAHA! BAL? U R GAY!

interviewer: [blushes like crazy] no! i m not gay!

me: [laughs till i fall off the chair]

interviewer: xcuse me, can we please continue?

me: [suffering frm silent fits of laughter dat stops my breathing]

interviewer: hello?

me: [sits up] okay. nxt question please.

interviewer: firstly, i muz state dat i m not gay. n dat i hav a gf already.

me: [tries to look serious] i believe u.

interviewer: [looks relieve] okay, which characters in any movie relates to u in real life?

me: well, i think im like Mia frm the Princess Diaries cos we're both dead clumsy. n im also like Tibby frm the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, cos i dun really care about certain things n i m a very sentimental person.

interviewer: okay, fav colours?

me: blue, black, green -

interviewer: fav movies?

me: the Star Wars, LOTR, Harry Potter series, Mean Girls -

interviewer: fav MTVs?

me: Since u been gone by Kelly Clarkson, Hung up by -

interviewer: fav drama series?

me: [grits teeth] desperate housewives, lost -

interviewer: fav reality series?

me: [grits teeth really loudly to control my temper] The Simple Life, Battle of the network reality stars -

interviewer: fav actor?

me: [shouts] WILL U STOP INTERUPTING ME?

interviewer: is dere such an actor?

me: i meant, will u please STOP interupting me?

interviewer: honestly, i've neva heard of such an actor? is he Hawaiian?

me: NEXT QUESTION!

interviewer: okay, okay. fav soap opera?

me: erm, let's c..

-5 mins ltr-

interviewer: yes?

me: sorry, still thinking.

-10 mins ltr-

interviewer: ready to answer?

me: juz gimme a minute.

-a minute ltr-

interviewer: decided yet?

me: not juz yet.

-not juz yet ltr-

interviewer: done?

me: yeah. i think -

interviewer: [gets ready to write down a sophisticated answer]

me: i dun watch soap operas.

interviewer: [cross eyes and faints]

me: erm, hello?

2005-12-27T07:18:00.000-08:00

An Interview with yanpeng.

woo-hoo.

interviewer: okay, let's begin

me: fine.

interviewer: all rite, so, how's life?

me: erm..fine? i love it.

interviewer: i meant ure love life.

me: [raise eyebrows] erm..i hav no love life to speak of.

interviewer: [snorts] frm wat i heard, u like dis guy called JJ Wong.

me: [jumps up] i DO NOT LIKE JJ WONG!

me: [turns to audience] pls do not listen 2 wat the following ppl tell u about me n JJ Wong:
1.Lee Ying Ying
2.Celine Chen
3.Quek Qi Yuan
4.Chloe Fong
5.Weewee

interviewer: fine, fine. calm down. tell us about ure life.

me: i told u, i love my life.

interviewer: u r boring.

me: i noe.

interviewer: [glares] alrite, tell us about ure fav singers or bands.

me: ooo..i love Good Charlotte, Greenday, Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, Craig David, Kelly Clarkson -

interviewer: okay dats enough.

me: [glares]

interviewer: wats ure current fav song?

me: Stickwitu by Pussycat Dolls.

interviewer: [raise eyebrows] Pussycat Dolls?

me: Wat? got a problem with dat?

interviewer: [shrugs] i think they're sort of bimboish

me: [snorts] is dere such a word as 'bimboish'?

interviewer: wateva.

me: [plops my legs on the table]

interviewer: alright, do u like cheese or celery?

me: wat kind of question is dat?

interviewer: juz answer, won't u?

me: [glares] cheese. obviously.

interviewer: i hate cheese.

me: the more i hav to lurve cheese den.

interviewer: wat do u mean by dat?

me: nth.

interviewer: orlando bloom or BAL?

me: ORLANDO BLOOM! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS U PIGFACE/ASSBRAIN/FEATHERHEAD?

interviewer: [stands up] dats a verbal assault.

me: [shakes head] no, dats 3 verbal assaults.

interviewer: [growls] fine den, last question.

me: goody.

interviewer: Hello Kitty or My Melody?

me: excuse me, r u gay or wat?

interviewer: WTH?

2005-12-15T00:24:00.000-08:00

haha.

i went to watch King Kong yesterday.

it was great, u shld go watch it too.

i mean, all of peter jackson's films r good rite?

of coz lah.

King Kong was v.exciting n quite funny actually, u will definitely b laughing ure head off during the starting n the middle of the movie. btw, its not funny bcoz King Kong started farting okay.

but i didn't like the last part.

i won't tell u bout the last part esp if u r going to watch it ltr or sth. i will spoil the fun for u.

but anyway, i really hated the ending.

its the first time i really disliked a peter jackson movie's ending. the only part i did not like about LOTR was dat dere was not enough footage of Legolas. lolz.

anyway, u shld still go watch it.

a great black gorilla climbing the empire state building would neva be the same again.

in a positive sense of coz. n once again, its NOT BCOZ KING KONG FARTED!

2005-12-13T00:09:00.000-08:00

hoho.

i m in the CHRISTMAS spirit. coz i m happy. although my homework is still unfinished.

i dun wanna blog about the class chalet thing anymore coz i dun feel like typing it out anyway.

go read qiyuan or celine's blog for more info.

guess wat my mom bought recently.

the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy!

woo-hoo. but its VCD so its cheaper den DVD lah huh.

i like it. no, i love it.

my bro n i r watching it every single day. yesterday we watched TTT.

todae im gonna watch ROTK again.

i think Legolas looks really cool when he jumped on dat elephant monster thingy n killed it. he looked like he was on a skateboard.

so i kept replaying dat part.

haha, i m SO bo liao.

n guess wat my mom bought me for my bdae.

a new pair of Converse Jack Purcell shoes.

hehe, to qiyuan: its ORANGE.

i love life.

when its not such a bitch of coz.

2005-12-06T19:07:00.000-08:00

The Retarded Life : Eps 5 : Day 1

erm..

where shld i start? dere r simply too many things dat i wanna say.

if u want to noe the full details of the chalet, ask me verbally.

but firstly, i juz hav to say this:

the class chalet fails as a class chalet, but it rocks as a chalet trip

meaning, the chalet was fun, although more den half the class didn'tturn up n the class chalet fails as its purpose.

okay, let's continue with the chalet stuff.

i'll juz write a few memorable things we did on day 1.

1.the muddy spa treatment.
okay, dun get mistaken. we did not go to a spa. quek, celine, stanley n me r a few broke ppl who cannot afford a spa.

in fact, stanley brought us to the beach with this muddy area dats filledwith all those rocks n sea creatures. we took off our shoes n entered the mud swarm.

celine didn't go coz she was juz simply not interested. so, she stood on the clean beach taking photos of us while we walked thorugh the mud. at first, the mud below my feet felt quite nice lah huh. we walked n walked while stanley the nature professor kept turning over rocks n revealing wateva thingys dere was down dere.

so, all was fun n the only thing dat was dirty were our feet. but den, juz as we were about to leave the swarm frm the other side, disaster strikes.

no, we didn't get attacked by a giant lobster or got eaten by some amazingly large seabird. the thing is, THE.MUD.GOT.DEEPER.

if u r rolling ure eyes right now, i dun blame u. i mean, its juz mud growing deeper. we won't drown in mud, right? wrong-o. u will drown in mud if quek was bside u, holding ure wrist n pulling u down with her.

my dear quek was holding both me n stanley n we were all sinking into the mud. my legs sank till juz below my knee. stanley pulled out of it first. quek followed n splattered mud all over me when she got out. mind u, she's got lots of grace. haha.

without quek, i managed to get out as well. i made a mental note to nevergo near her when i was in a substance dat was watery.

2.sterilisation
no, we didn't get sterilised, dun worry. i was refering to the cutlery we sterilised.

i mean, we bought plates n cups, but we simply forgot about the cutlery.

stupid lah huh.

but den, celine made an amazing discovery. dere was cutlery in the kitchen of the chalet. knifes, forks, spoons, chopsticks blah blah. but den, the only problem is dat dey looked like dey were infested with some kind of unknown bacteria.

dey looked kind of old n dirty so we took a cup, filled it with hot water, n stuffed all the cutlery inside of it. the process of sterilisation.

but den, even after we did dat, no one still dared to use the cutlery. it still looked quite deadly.

3.NC-16
after dinner n taking baths, all of us felt bored. so me, celine, quekn stanley went downstairs n wanted to play carom. but den, i rememebered dat i wanted to watch project runway as well. so we shifted the whole caromset with a mahjong table to the front of the TV.

we r geniuses.

den, celine watched project runway while we played carom. everything was quite nice until the part when quek refered to carom seeds as balls.

she's so er xin lah huh.

so, our conversation while playing carom was sth like this:

"Haha, one more ball to me."
"Haha my foot lah, u got the red ball, need to shoot one more ball lah."
"Shit, i missed."
"Return the ball."
"*sigh* my poor ball."
"u mean ure poor red ball."
"Wateva lah."
"i want my balls back!"
"qiyuan ate all my balls!"
"haha, at least i still hav five."
"five black balls u mean."
"at least better den u, u've got no balls."

--silence. followed by uncontrollable laughter--

4.nightmare with stanley n quek
bcoz we pitied stanley, who was the only boy staying in the chalet, n who still had a badminton tournament the next day, we let him bunk in with us.

he slept on the floor while qiyuan, celine n i slept on the bed. dats when quek started talking on the phone with big J. at 12.30 am. btw, we wanted to wake up the next day at 6am.

celine n i tried to sleep. but stanley kept scaring us by pulling our feet n appearing bside us. kanasai. we spent half the time screaming n making sure stanley was sound asleep on the floor.

actually, he looks like Harry Potter in the dark.

so, we kept laughing.

after celine made a brave attempt to stop qiyuan frm talking on the phone, i managed to sleep.

until the time when stanley started snoring a bit n i had to control myself frm bursting out laughing.

stuff frm Day 2 of the chalet in the next entry of my blog.

2005-12-06T19:05:00.000-08:00

The Retarded Life : Eps 4 : The Class Chalet

to b honest, the class chalet was total crap with a capital C.

the attendance was juz simply breath-taking.

some ppl hav got ccas n hav gone on holidays on dat day, so i dun blame them.

some ppl on the other hand, juz disappeared n didn't even bother to come.

so, the total ppl who went rounds off to me, celine, quek, stanley, yuhui, simon, shixian, rachel, huipeng, chingxin, erjie n alena.

only 3 ting-tings turned up.

great. simply wonderful.

read on in episodes 5 n 6 for the details of the chalet.

2005-12-04T06:46:00.000-08:00

yea.

star awards oh'5 over le.

did u all watch it? it was actually quite nice. but i'm blogging bcoz i hav a thing to say bout it.

i think u noe it as well.

o yes u do.

its about ZOE TAY.

okay, i muz admit dat Zoe Tay is a really great actress. i mean, she is the Queen of Caldecott after all. n i noe she's excited bout being a mom n sort of 'retiring' frm star awards.

but den, she was very extra juz now.

firstly, when Christopher Lee got into the top 10 awards thingy, she suddenly came out frm nowhere n started toking bout Fann Wong. c'mon, the whole Fann Wong and Christopher Lee affair is known. n we r waiting for their wedding as well.

but y muz be she so xtra n force Christopher Lee to propose to Fann Wong on stage? i mean, its so impromtu n quite mei you chen yi. their wedding is their affair, so y muz she be so kapoh?

i mean, if u were Fann Wong n Christopher Lee really proposes to u in such a impromtu manner, will u like it? honestly, if it were me, i wld hav agreed on stage n den give Christopher Lee a punch n a thrashing after the whole thing.

secondly, Zoe Tay was veri extra as well when she gave out the top 10 awards thingy. i noe i noe, she's a mom. its natural dat she's happy.but puh-lease, as she hav said, her child is already 9 months old, so y is she still having a hissy fit over her child n spends her own sweet time discussing with guest Christy Cheung on their children?

how interesting.

den, after dat, she wld keep on toking n poor lil' Christy Cheung wasstranded on the stage beside her looking so extra. if u hav noticed, she hardly spoke n Zoe Tay was the one going on n on n on n on n on..

bleah.

anyway, 2moro's the class chalet. cannot wait. :)

2005-12-03T22:26:00.000-08:00

this is the 'you are tagged' thing.

i think its veri lame since i've already wrote about weird stuff regarding yours truly.

but nvm lah, since my dear friend ying saboed me, i shall write 5 weird stuff me.

enjoy:

1. i used to like 5566.
okay, let me emphasise. some ppl, or rather, ying only, likes 5566, so she thinks its normal for others to like 5566. i COMPLETELY disagree. i feel dat only weird ppl would like gay boy bands, so..

2. eva since the start of the holidays, i muz listen to Good Charlotte's first album EVERYDAY. or else i cannot sleep well.

3. i still watch pokemon sometimes. i oso watch spongebob squarepants weekly. n i oso read the dictionary while watching sesame street.

4. i used to wear my mom's/aunt's/female relative's high-heeled shoes when i was young. i used to think dat high-heels were like, the COOLEST kind of shoes u can eva get. now, i tend to shout,"TRIP, FALL AND DIE!" when i wear high-heels for choir concerts.

5. my brother and i always wave to the ppl outside of my dad's car when we were young. we wave especially enthusiastically when we c ABNNs.

wait, i still do dat now.

2005-12-01T21:32:00.000-08:00

hey people.

i haven't been blogging for a bloody long time, basically bcoz nth much happened so far.

all i'm doing is preparing 4 the choir concert, which is 2moro.

mind u, i haven't even started on my homework. i've not even touched it.

so, homework brought me to the topic of next year.

new year. new teachers. new classroom. new homework, new amount of homework anyway.

but the thing dat i was mainly thinking about is how 1i'05 is going to hav to tahan BAL if he taught us nxt year.

i mean, i dun mind getting the exact same teachers frm this yr to the next, yes, even ms yang.

but dat excludes BAL.

c'mon, BAL was actually really good to us at the start of the year. everyone liked him n i thought he was like, the coolest teacher around.

but i dunno wat caused him to bcum such a monster at the ltr half of the year.

mayb its bcoz of menopause, his fiance, or his butt size.

i honestly dun care.

but its his attitude dat needs serious changing.

i juz cannot stand teachers who call us AP students when they themselves r total meanies.

i mean, BAL is the only person who managed to cause at least 5 students to cry bcoz of him. n dat include boys. im proud to say dat i didn't crybcoz of him. mayb bcoz im such a guai kia. lolz.

well anyway, he scolds us 4 reasons like not sitting properly, not being able to keep our comments to ourselves n being late for class bcoz of another teacher.

c'mon, its not our freaking fault okay?

okay, 2 b absolutely not prejudiced, i agree dat asking us, or rather, the girls to sit properly is for our own good.

but he FINES us for not sitting properly.

1 dollar to class fund.

n its not like we're not wearing shorts under our skirts.

den, when he sets us ridiculous amounts of homework, n we r not allowed to complain. my dear friend got punished 4 saying 'siao arh!' when she heard the number of words we had to write for our lit essay or sth.

punishment? writing lines. like writing lines will help us get an A1 forenglish lit. duh. i dun even think writing lines can improve a person's handwriting.

n den when we r late for his lessons bcoz we were let off late, it immediately bcums our fault. its not use quarrelling with him, nth gets through dat thick skull of his.

punishment? standing for the whole lesson.

wat a great way to let us learn more!

...

honestly, this guy is the most terrible teacher i've eva seen.

thank goodness he is not our principal, or i'll bet u dat the firstrule he will change is dat anyone who says 'oh my god!' will be forcedto kneel in the parade square. under the scorching afternoon sun.

2005-11-24T19:03:00.000-08:00

choir camp is over.

but it was DARN cool, mind u.

i dun want to tok more about it coz it will take me about 10 years ifi juz want to simply sum up the whole camp.

n i'm a lazy bum, so i will juz rite a few things i learnt over the camp:

1.qiyuan is scared of scary movies. very scared.

2.i am addicted to Good Charlotte

3.kissing a catfish isn't so bad after all

4.sleeping in the hall without a mattress isn't so bad

5.the skool is quite creepy at night

6.zhihui and ziyi r very evil

7.yanneng is very evil as well.

2005-11-15T22:05:00.000-08:00

Disclaimer: The following content is quite lame, so if u end up snoringor falling asleep after reading it, DO NOT BLAME ME. thank u.

*drum rolls*
WELCOME to the yanpeng's 1st Academy Awards!

once again, its the end of the year, n its time to praise n give recognision to those who hav shown extreme behaviour for the whole of the year 2005.

enjoy:

The "wo hui ren xia qu" award goes to the whole of 1I for being able to
tahan BAL for one whole year.

Special mention goes to wee for being able to control the urge to unscrew BAL's chair when he asked her to clean his chair for him.

Another special mention for the above award is to jasmine, who cld still calmly eat her lollipop even after seeing a certain person's rebonded hair. Jasmine did not shout, scream or laugh, she juz smiled n ate her lollipop..very commendable.

The "i like it my way" award goes to ying, wee n cel.

ying deserves the award bcoz she didn't care bout wat we said n continued liking the extremely gay 5566. even after much laughing n snorting at her love for 5566, she didn't care n continued going crazy over them. so brave rite?

wee deserves this award too coz she does the craziest things, like pulling up her socks at really unequal lengths n acting like it was perfectly normal.

cel gets this award too bcoz she sticks one comb in her hair n starts walking around the whole of level 4 proudly as if she had juz pushed nigel lim into a
pond.

The "plant idol" award goes to quek, for having so many plants as her fans.case in point, she shakes hands n receives cheers frm the plants all overthe skool. im the witness, go to lunch with us after choir practice if u dun believe me.

The "i'll do anything to pon tkk" award goes to quek n fong, for braving the dangers of taking bus 105 without noeing where it will take them juz so dat dey can pon tkk n get back home.i m oso proud to say dat dey got back home safely.

THE END. more awards might be given out soon. :)

2005-11-14T04:03:00.000-08:00

i hav nth to blog about nowadays..

so i shall tok more about me, me n ME!

below is a list of things most ppl dunno about me. enjoy:

1.number of crushes: 3

2.number of major crushes: 2

3.how long my current crush hav lasted: 1.5 years (evidence dat i DO NOT like JJ Wong)

4.number of pink shirts i have: 1

5.the colour of my favourite shirt: pink

6.quickest time record for taking a bath: 4.26 mins

7.slowest time record for brushing my teeth: 5 mins

8.number of Michael Jackson videos i like: 5 (qiyuan n celine shld noe:))

9.number of current best frenz: 6

10.number of ppl whom i said "yozxzxzx manzxzx' to: 1 (qiyuan:))

11.number of ppl who joined my ex-show "Eye for a gurl": 5 (zeming, ying, xueqiang, chloe, yuhong)

12.number of ppl i watched "ge dou tian wang" with: 5 (qiyuan, chloe, ying, zeming, yuhong)

13.number of times i watched "ge dou tian wang": 1

14.number of times i was forced to watch "ge dou tian wang": 1 (thanx to ying ying)

15.number of ppl who noes wat "wo de liu hao" means: 2 (celine n ying)

16.number of ppl who "drowned my chicken": 1 (ying)

17.number of ppl who attempted to "drown my chicken": 1 (ying again:))

2005-11-08T19:45:00.000-08:00

i m a cartoon freak.

dat is a completely true statement, n i think its funny..

i mean, how many ppl who r already in secondary skool still likes to watch cartoons?

n i mean, dey REALLY watch it,

not 4 an hour or two,

but for the WHOLE afternoon

i juz found out recently dat i had this special ability..

its amazing u noe..

i still remember the day when i watched the following continuosly:
1.Danny Phantom
2.Fairly Odd Parents
3.Spongebob Squarepants
4.Powerpuff Girls
5.Jimmy Neutron
6.Courage
7.Scooby Doo
blah blah blah..

so in total, it added up to a grand total of watching cartoons for at least5 hrs..

so, i conclude dat i m a very old cartoon freak.

btw, i muz admit dat i like watching the powerpuff girls :p

2005-11-06T21:15:00.000-08:00

i m bored.

yes, i absolutely do not believe myself but this is the truth..i m bored.

the holidays hav barely started but i already feel bored..

perhaps i finally got used to the busy rv lifestyle dat i feel bored when i dun hav to rush through homework n presentations n projects..

btw, i hate those stuff but at least dey keep me busy..

anyway, since i was so free in the morning, i wrote this song, or wateva,a passage or sth..i thought of a tune for it, so u all juz sing to wateva tune u want, n if it really sucks, tell me..

Pierced Me Through
Moving along this pointless valley
We seemed lost, for long
Perhaps it was finally over between us
As we reach the end of this road

Thinking 'bout what we had gone through
It was a miracle we could still stay together
But not for now
'Coz its OVER

Chorus:
We used to think that love was forever
But that was a lie that pierced me through
Fate was cruel, love was blind
And the wounds you caused me are hard to heal
I just wanna say
I'd rather see my life just flash away
Then to see the two of us break away

Crying all day was my remedy
It looked like i won't stop 'till eternity
If we could stay together
The tears won't fall, my heart will mend
And you will be here

Feeling like my life was lost
Killed me from inside out
I drowned myself within myself
But i still can't let you go

Chorus..

Don't leave me
Even though i might be wrong
I'd stay with you
Forever.

written n copyrighted by yanpeng:)